Cimon

Cimon is a legenary variation of the name ‘Simon’. Cimons tend to be much nicer and far superior to those of the S variety.

Hey man did you talk to Cimon today?
Yes i did and he is the best ever!

by TREVORGREY September 11, 2018

Cito

The father of the sweats and maker of piece among our United Nations.

I fear Cito yet respect him with fear.

by Animal king October 15, 2019

Ghost Citing

Ghost citing is the act of attributing a statement or fact you made to another author in order to give it more academic weight. Usually done by attaching a citation that leads to a random page in a well respected academic journal in the field.

This method was developed and perfected by Canadian Rene M. Hradecky

CAUTION: Should only be used once or twice every 50 citations.

A+ paper: "The Tutsi cockroaches have collaborated with the Belgians for too long - Justice is long overdue. Cut the tall trees now, and rid Rwanda of the Tutsi imperialists yelled Hutu rights activist Jean Kambanda"

Nerd: Wtf! Where did you get that information?

Rene: Why the Journal of East African studies, of course!

Nerd: Are you ghost citing against? Don't make me call the African Institute of Human Rights again.

by GreasyFrenchy November 28, 2021

catonsville

a suburban area in baltimore county consisting with just over 40,000 people, a 40,000 acre state park (patapsco state park), and about 5 minutes driving distance from arbutus and landsdowne. catonsville or "c-ville" is known as the music city of maryland. the funny thing is catonsville is not a city its just a place like any other just given the nickname city, because it is in itself like a small city. catonsville has a crime rate of a 6 out of 10 on the national average scale and a property damage rate of a 7 out of 10 on the national property damage and crime census. the highest crime rate is a 10 but the crimes in catonsville are usually theft, narcotics, underage drinking, disturbing the peace, rare vandalism and fighting, most are minor offenses. there are many restaraunts and bars in catonsville and alot of smokers, sometimes even the younger skater kids like to smoke and hang out on the streets of cville the popular choice in catonsville is camel, maryjane, marlboro, or newport. catonsville is also popular to skateboarding and once long ago a punk rock scene that made catonsville huge.

im gonna chill in catonsville today prolly at the park or go skating. i might go to morseburgers and watch all the old drunks sing karaoke that should be entertaining.

by esskay 420 April 1, 2008

Catonkeyboard Syndrome

Random, meaningless letters on a chat/text. What happens when your cat takes a nap on your keyboard.

"gfv,zkdsjlsdxnnjzds,.mjxchksdddddddddddddddddvdxk,.dssd" is an example of Catonkeyboard Syndrome

by She'sTheBlade March 4, 2011

catonsville middle school

a place regarded in various religions as a spiritual realm of evil and suffering, often traditionally depicted as a place of perpetual fire beneath the earth where the wicked are punished after death.

I have spent three years suffering at Catonsville Middle School.

by shaomethemoney January 10, 2018

Hillary Cliton

When your vagina stinks so much it has murdered everything that has smelled it (and even touched it and seen it) but the FBI can't arrest you because you yourself didn't murder them. It's just your dank pussy

I met a girl at a bar who Hillary Clitoned her boyfriend because he threatened to spill her secrets.

by Bone Apps to Tree December 3, 2016