The office workers stood outside their building shivered in the rain as they smoked cigarettes and desperately tried to drain the life out of themselves.
by limecoke9 August 27, 2014
1) A valid reason to argue with someone. 2) A delicious taste of death in a stick. 3) Something you are required to do in the military. 4) Stress relief from the assholes who tell you smoking is bad.
Mr. No-Smoke, "You know, smoking will kill you."
Me, "Yeah, I have a theory on that. The average lifespan of a human is nearing 100 years old and I refuse to regress back to childhood."
Mr. No-Smoke, "what does that have to do with smoking a cigarette?"
Me, "It means that I'm killing myself slightly quicker in order to be able to wipe my own ass until my dying day."
Me, "Yeah, I have a theory on that. The average lifespan of a human is nearing 100 years old and I refuse to regress back to childhood."
Mr. No-Smoke, "what does that have to do with smoking a cigarette?"
Me, "It means that I'm killing myself slightly quicker in order to be able to wipe my own ass until my dying day."
by hunteddemonoid January 24, 2009
Something that non-smokers hate, and smokers love. What many people don't understand is that smoking is physically and emotionally addictive. As a smoker, I am tired of hearing non-smokers talk about an addiction they have never had. All smokers understand the damage they are doing to their body, but obviously since we are still smoking we don't care. Smoking Cigarettes are just as unhealthy as unhealthy diets. Since 63% of America is overweight, and 20% of them smoke I think that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
NS: "Oh, my God. Smoking is so bad for you."
S: "I know. I heard that in 1992"
NS: "I mean, How can you run, or be active with all that crap in your lungs?"
S: "I can run faster than you with this cigarette in my mouth."
NS: "...I don't know about that"
S: "I'll put out this cigarette when you stop eating 6,000 calories a day. How's that?"
NS: "I'm just saying, Cigarettes will kill you"
S: "So will smokers if you keep harassing them."
S: "I know. I heard that in 1992"
NS: "I mean, How can you run, or be active with all that crap in your lungs?"
S: "I can run faster than you with this cigarette in my mouth."
NS: "...I don't know about that"
S: "I'll put out this cigarette when you stop eating 6,000 calories a day. How's that?"
NS: "I'm just saying, Cigarettes will kill you"
S: "So will smokers if you keep harassing them."
by Getyourbellyoffmyrights August 29, 2011
A unit of time. approximately 5 minues.
by thebiglechowski August 19, 2010
Product made to relieve stress. A controversial topic, but put in simple terms, a drug constructed of a filter and tobacco (mixed with some chemicals) wrapped in paper. The lighter's best friend.
by Define Me March 17, 2008
cigarettes, cancer sticks, smokes, my life...
whichever way you put it, these things are wonderful and have kept me from beating up all the stupid bitches i would have normally beat up if i wasnt so calm.
and just to let you know, if you dont like them, then dont smoke them. and if you dont wanna be around them, then go away. but dont complain about it. believe me, nobody wants to hear that and its a waste of breath from your precious lungs. so just shut the fuck up cause we all know its bad for you. nobody cares.
whichever way you put it, these things are wonderful and have kept me from beating up all the stupid bitches i would have normally beat up if i wasnt so calm.
and just to let you know, if you dont like them, then dont smoke them. and if you dont wanna be around them, then go away. but dont complain about it. believe me, nobody wants to hear that and its a waste of breath from your precious lungs. so just shut the fuck up cause we all know its bad for you. nobody cares.
by cancer sticks are beautiful June 23, 2005
Perhaps the best thing invented by man since alcohol. Adds a little zing to the day. Also give you 5mins alone every hour or so (However this varys per person) To think about your next cigarette or some pressing matter you've gone for a cigarette to escape.
The perfect combination with a cigarette usually is a beer, coffee, sex session or a good chat with a fellow smoker.
Non-smokers do not understand the wonder that is nicotine. The most stress relieving drug discovered so far. (Except marajuana/weed etc...)
Most non-smokers belive that you are burning your money, killing yourself and making your living acommodation stink.
When you smoke, this does not matter. IT's all worth it for those few mins of relief a day.
Cigarettes also have a little trick to them, once you start, cigarettes never want you to leave the ranks of the smokers.
Perhaps becos they love you so much. And you love them.
Long live smoking!
The perfect combination with a cigarette usually is a beer, coffee, sex session or a good chat with a fellow smoker.
Non-smokers do not understand the wonder that is nicotine. The most stress relieving drug discovered so far. (Except marajuana/weed etc...)
Most non-smokers belive that you are burning your money, killing yourself and making your living acommodation stink.
When you smoke, this does not matter. IT's all worth it for those few mins of relief a day.
Cigarettes also have a little trick to them, once you start, cigarettes never want you to leave the ranks of the smokers.
Perhaps becos they love you so much. And you love them.
Long live smoking!
Wow, I'm dying for a cigarette! I'll be back in 5mins.
I can't handle work at the moment. I'm going for a cigarette.
I can't handle work at the moment. I'm going for a cigarette.
by Alimace January 09, 2009