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China Spring High School

A 3-A high school in China Spring, TX. The worst place to go if you're looking for support from your fellow classmates and peers! It's filled to the brim with stuck up jerks and preps that are just waiting to cause drama and get all in your personal business. If you want a challenge, and never-ending stress, and ridiculous break times due to the fact that the school doesn't want to lose a single penny on taxes? I happily suggest you go here!
by t-dub77 June 1, 2011
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China Style

Living life to the fullest without alcohol or drugs. Chillaxin' out at Wilson's while giving chitlens life long advice.
1.) Do things big....China Style!

2.) Rockin' out, China Style!
by BigChina734 May 6, 2011
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China sideways

A way for a situation to become compromised in an extreme and unusual way. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.
I would have been here sooner but traffic was all fucked China sideways.
by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017
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bull in a china shop

Something that destroys everything it touches, the antonym of the midas touch
What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
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China Spring, Texas

A small community suburb of Waco, Texas. Full of mostly middle-class and rich families, with a large population of farmers and rednecks as well. The high school is a 3A high school with a very good history in both athletics and academics, although most of the students are stuck up jerks. But overall it's a nice school district. There is a limited selection of restaurants and stores, but some special ones such as Griff's and Shipley Donuts stand out. The people are generally very friendly and it is a very fast growing and one of the more popular destinations to live in Central Texas. Home of Ted Nugent and drag racing legend Billy Meyer.
Ted Nugent lives on a ranch near China Spring, Texas.
by SquishyBearSRS January 25, 2011
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China Sock

To do with Masturbation. Initially a "Wank Sock", That over time and multiple uses, has taken on the noticeable characteristics of brittleness associated with China crockery.
"Xav? Did you drop a plate in your room? or was it your China Sock?
by llc1234 October 20, 2011
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China Sucks

China Sucks (or China Sucking) are phrases used to describe any condition where there is a stark difference between rhetoric and fact. It’s basically used to describe a condition or statement with a significant lack of integrity. "China Sucks" statements are often fantasy or mind games used to manipulate the perceptions of others to one's own benefit. It’s also synonymous with “out-of-touch with reality”.

The phrase originates from the CCP’s (China’s government’s) claim of technological superiority over its rivals, which is in opposition with the fact that China hasn’t invented any significant technology in hundreds of years. Yes, hundreds of years ago China invented the compass, papermaking, gunpowder, printing, and much more… but in the last 400 years nothing of high technology has been invented in China, -despite the CCP’s (Chinese government’s) claims of high-technological superiority over others.
"I am the best quarterback in the league!"
"Please stop china sucking. You are embarrassing yourself."
"It’s true, I am the best."
“You threw 23 interceptions and got sacked 21 times last season.”
"It’s not my fault"
"Your china sucks mind game strategy isn’t going to work on me, -you’re just embarrassing yourself."
by Dr. Carey Perkins October 2, 2022
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