Mango Chutney Ferret

A gentleman of an Asian persuasion, who wears comfortable flip flops.

That Asian gentleman is eating banana yoghurt with his pinky out. What a Mango Chutney Ferret.

by Vizzo January 7, 2022

chutney ferret sweepstake

A sweepstake on which well known gay celeb will die of AIDS

I won when Freddie Mercury came up

by Hugh Janus October 23, 2003

Chutney Ferret

A cock that's engaged in anal intercourse, and has collected a little poo.

"My cocks pure stinkin! I Shagged Sonia up her shitpipe last night, and got meself a Chutney Ferret!"

by The Phantom Shitter June 14, 2018

Bum Chutney Ferret

the person that is subject to bum chutney ferret is often an example of a homosexual.

"mate you suck"
"dont start you bum chutney ferret"

by jakinator February 24, 2008

chutney ferret

fucked company's poster, gnorac.

That poofter gnorac over there, he's a right chutney ferret.

by pud August 27, 2003

chutney ferret

from the phrase to chutney

you are a chutney ferret

by the absinthe man May 19, 2004

chutney ferret

A Little Prick That Gets Under Your Skin.

Your Boss

by stu. February 6, 2004