Casual cunting

Casual cunting is the social practice of calling someone a cunt, without it meaning anything. First named casual cunting by the well known comedian, Micky Flanagan.

Person 1: why are all your shoes on top of mine? You cunt...

Person 2: is that supposed to be casual cunting?

by Lgill July 8, 2014

Cuntingtons Disease

A disease in which a girl acts deliberately or otherwise like a total cunt. This girl may appear bitchy or needy but rest assured she only has a case of Cuntingtons Disease.

Cures for Cuntingtons Disease are as follows
Reality Check
A Good Lay
New Clothes

Compliments

Travis: "Dude, that chick has always been a total bitch to me."
Zack: "Naw dude, its just her Cuntingtons Disease acting up again."
Travis: "Oh, no worries."

by Radio Rocket December 30, 2009

Chungting

A really fit or buff girl/boy
Actually better dan fit!

That girls a chungting!
-that girl is well buff!

by AngelInTheDark November 4, 2008

Cunting Piss Flaps

Derogatory term for a woman's vagina . Also enhances the word Cunt.

Shut your cunting piss flaps Sally!!!!

My ex-girlfriend had the biggest cunting piss flaps in the entire country.

Bobby Sue slipped And fell on her cunting piss flaps.

by John Misfit August 7, 2012

Counting Teslas

A fun and somewhat old fashioned style counting game for kids traveling in heavy traffic across the USA.

Oh sweetie, put your phone down and let’s just play Counting Teslas all the way home.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

pixel counting

The act of staring at one's screen to avoid bullshit at work.

Yea I missed the big catastrophe at work today as I was too busy pixel counting.

by DJ Akay July 10, 2007

Cuntingdon

A play on words for the town in the East of England called Huntingdon. Possibly the foulest most chav-infested shit-hole known to man (even worse than Stevenage)

Don't go to Cuntingdon, you'll get infected.

by ROFLDog January 12, 2009