Chunker Hansley is incredibly attractive
by joe mama lol April 03, 2023
by fivexfive June 17, 2008
An extremely chunky turd due to eating a large amount of nuts. Usually takes excessive force to tackle and more often than not will be substantially painful, and also may lead to anal hemorrhaging.
After making the mistake of eating a whole 5 lbs. bag of peanuts at the ball game yesterday, today I was left with the inevitable choice of forcing out what was probably the most painful and damaging nutty chunker I've ever experienced.
by Boxx Cutta December 08, 2013
a state of being when one feels shapely, not obese or fat, just a little chunky. munker should be stated with eyebrow emphasis. the state of chunker munker usually comes about after excessive eating or alcohol consumption.
i was such a chunker munker today because i dipped my hersheys bar into a jar of peanut butter
i can't wear that shirt tonight because i had so much cheesey bread and now i feel like a chunker munker
i can't wear that shirt tonight because i had so much cheesey bread and now i feel like a chunker munker
by xodeliciousbabygurlxo March 23, 2009
A fictional character created originally by the YouTuber Fireyseal on March 28, 2023, Chunker Hansley is a very large attractive man who is about 5,8 and weighs about 569 pounds as of 2022. Chunker was born on May 18, 2002, his father is Pyrocynical and his mother is unknown, his father abandoned Chunker when he was only 4 years of age ever. Ever since his father abandoned him he gained eating problems as it was his only hobby. Chunker was first spotted in the media in a video titled "EPIC Zoom Trolling/Bombing." This character ever since has played a large role in Fireyseal's youtube channel and is very influential to many.
"Hey have you seen Chunker Hansley in that new Fireyseal video"
"yeah he lowkey carried the whole video"
"yeah he lowkey carried the whole video"
by joe mama lol April 13, 2023
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