chunch

A derogitory term for a freshman in high school.

The dirty chunches deserve a beating!

by John "Awesome" Szymanski March 17, 2003

chunch

a method striking someone by chopping with a closed fist.

He told me that my milkshake, in fact, did NOT bring all the boys to the yard. In response, I gave him a firm chunch to the neck.

by captain chunch May 14, 2011

Chunch

A regular Sunday event: going to church, followed by going to brunch.

Lutheran #1: Hey Betty, would you like to do chunch again this week?
Lutheran #2: Of course, Nancy - it's our tradition! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

by Amy September 30, 2003

Chunch

An affectionate name for friend, a buddy, a pal who may or may not be a little bit of a muppet but you love them for it. Based on the noise your cheeks make when pinched in an affectionate manner, similar to Chimp.

1) Victoria, you chunch you nearly took my eye out opening that bottle of wine.

2) Do you fancy going to see the latest Twilight movie later chunch?

by wordchimp November 27, 2011

chunch

what you call camel toe on really, really fat girls; more commonly known as bunt

My photo teacher in high school was ridiculously large and had the biggest, protrudingest loving toe you ever saw with your own two eyes. One of those where it doesn't matter whether they're wearing a belt or not cause it's practically bouncing off of her loving knees all day either way. And the definition was incredible, one could clearly make out the labia and engorged clitoris from across her classroom. I think we named it her chunch when she was out of the room one day.

by space porter May 13, 2008

chunch

Hairy(dirty)mexican vagina!!!

Sick, thats some nasty chunch over there!

by Kiki September 16, 2003

chunch

the sound your bones make when they break...

dan's bone breaks... *CHUNCH*

by kc July 18, 2003