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chumptard

tejota, a.k.a. "dutchboy" (someone worse than a bonafide douchebag)
If you complelty dominate someone at something they cease to be who they are and become a complete chumptard, e.g. When playing madden 08 I make my chumptard cry because i beat him so bad, but the real reason he cries is because his vagina is so sandy and he has come to the inevitable realization that he is now a chumptard!
by billfrombaghdad August 31, 2007
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Chumptard

A person most likely Repunklican that believes every lie that the 45th POTUS utters, no matter how unbelievable the information. See also Cognitive dissonance and morally bankrupt
Mitch McConnell is such a chumptard, you can see him and his Kneel & Bob Economics stumping for Chump 45, and all of their corporate masters.
by TheProphet13 November 11, 2020
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chumlitz

a word to replace any word you are trying to remember, but simply can't. i.e. when the word is on the tip of your tongue, don't worry about thinking of the word, just use chumlitz instead.

also can be used to replace a profanity.
what are you going to have on your toast? jam or chumlitz?

can you pass me the tv chumlitz?

what the freakin chumlitzer is going on here?

Jane walked into the room and found Matthew on all fours putting a chumlitz into his chumlitz. she went absolutely chumlitz and chumlitzed him in the chumlitz.
by pluckytrucky July 19, 2009
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CHUMPIAN

TRUMPISM,

A LOSER, UNBELIEVABLE, SNIVELING, CRY BABY, HABITUAL LIAR, GROPER, NARCISSIST
HE'S SUCH A CHUMPIAN !
by SmoothIsh October 15, 2016
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chumpstar

someone in love with their bestfriend. They r a little pussy bih but everyone around them loves them. Someone you should keep in your life. You feel bad for them sometimes , but they’re really attractive people. The time of mfs you just wanna slap the shit out of but also just wanna hug them at the same time. idk but they're a fucking chumpstar. Never hate on a chumpstar , they’re likely to be better than you in every way possible.
nigga 1: Yo have you seen that fucking chumpstar?

nigga 2: yea they’re a fucking pussy, love that chumpstar doe.
by niggagay69 October 15, 2019
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chumpetized

I left the zoom call to join another meeting, realized the other meeting up was optional, and then tried to join again and it said I can’t because the max number of attendees was met. I totally chumpetized myself.
by mr_dibbles July 29, 2021
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