chuff chance

when a football (soccer) player misses his shot.

Commentator: Dele Alli passes it up the middle. Kane takes a shot! Oh it’s off the post! Chuff Chance for Harry Kane!

by Ilovecocain August 17, 2018

Chuffed to bits

To be thrilled by something.

"I'm chuffed to bits by your b donka donk" -Hugh Laurie

by ElephatShiAT December 17, 2008

chuffed

To be very pleased, proud or happy with yourself

I just scored free tickets to the gig, I'm well chuffed!

by dr.rob June 10, 2004

chufty badge

an invisible badge of honour to award something insignificant

girl "hey did you hear I won 3rd place in the egg and spoon race"

boy "yeah, so what, do you want a chufty badge or someat?"

by setanta78 July 16, 2010

Chuffy

1. Chuffy is a nickname for a Steam Train Driver; so called for the 'chuff chuff' sound Steam Engines make.

2. Chuffy was also the imaginary friend of alcoholic police detective Jack Force in the BBC Comedy sketch show 'Armstrong and Miller'. The sketches can be found on youtube under "armstrong and miller force on the case"

1. "My Daddy is a chuffy."

2. Jack Force: "C'mon Chuffy!"

by carterusm July 2, 2011

her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

A hairy vagina that’s been used so much and is so baggy it seems to have no end.

I’m not saying she was easy but her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

by Tattoo Paul January 16, 2020

Chuffter puppet

Main Entry: Chuff·ter pup·pet

Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\ \ˈpə-pət\
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of Latin chufftious and Middle English popet youth, doll, from Middle French poupette, Date: 14th century

1 : The person on the receiving end of a clenched fist into the anal canal from a loved one or friend; specifically : refered to as the Chuffter Puppeteer or doer

Reference:
Chuff·ter pup·pe·teer
Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\\ˌpə-pə-ˈtir\
Function: noun
Date: circa 1923
: one who manipulates Chuffter puppets

Look at the way the person is walking, I bet he was somebody's "Chuffter puppet" last night!

by Sokin' annoyed May 23, 2010