Cubicle Juice

Liquid beverage otherwise known as "Coffee" which is dispensed, distributed or brewed in an office.

This version of coffee normally is strong, made with tap water and has bits of coffee grounds in it.

Brohan Sebastian Bach: "Dude, I had an epic night yesterday and I can hardly keep my ish together today."

Dope-a-lischious McSkills: "Bro, there's some fresh squeezed Cubicle Juice in the grubbery. Go hit that up before the jackals in sales snake it!!"

by The Slippery Bannana April 1, 2009

Cubicle Duel

The psychological battle which ensues after becoming aware of someone in the toilet cubicle next to you and you suspect they're aware of you.

The pressure of knowing your 'opponent' can hear everything you do precipitates a battle over who can handle themselves the best in such a situation. It ultimately reflects your confidence and ability to take a shit.

While of course a cubicle duel is never discussed, certain rules can always be assumed:

1. Squeltchy farts, pebbledashing etc count against you - they simply reflect an inability to handle that Prawn Madras you had at lunch.

2. Splashback is essentially an own goal.

3. Bottling it, i.e. failing to lay anything down at all, results in instant disqualification - if you can't handle the pressure, get out of the kitchen (or shitter, as the case may be)

Cubicle duels can happen in any location, but are most likely to occur in the toilets at work, as most people don't have a cubicle-based shitting arrangement at home. When you're in a pub or club you rarely care, plus the ambient noise often drowns out the sound of detonating a 20 megaton monster fudge dragon.

This can add an extra dimension to the cubicle duel as you may know your opponent: seeing your enemy's face after you've beaten them can allow you to feel superior for the rest of the day, while having to look your defeater in the face can be hugely humiliating and may call for a half day.

<Shortly after entering a cubicle, you hear someone enter the cubicle next to you>

Your internal monologue: "Right, I've got a cubicle duel on my hands here. Must...not...make...embarassing...noises..."

Your anus: "Sqeak!"

Your internal monologue: "Fuck!"

by whomereallywho November 16, 2010

Cubicle and Chill

The act of asking a girl, through social media, whether she would be interested in going into a cubicle with you, to then proceed to strip down infront of you. Not for you to touch her or anything, but just to see the girl naked up close. In return, you would be inclined to strip down yourself, as a reward for her going first.

Guy- Hey maybe tomorrow you would like to do cubicle and chill with me?
Girl- No.
#Cubicle #Chill

by Mogar117 September 24, 2016

small cubicle worker

Someone who is so distressed by the prospect of not being able to access their emails for a few minutes that they insist on emailing on their Blackberry while using the office toilets. Easily identified by the tell-tale sounds of the keypad and scroll wheel.

Garry's a really dedicated small cubicle worker. You always hear him tapping away in there.

by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008

Cubicle Taint

The cubicle wall dividing you and the asshole who works in the cube next to you.

I have a sweet picture of your mom hanging up on my cubicle taint at work.

by Matt and Blaine December 10, 2010

cubicle

A life and soul draining "room" where you spend far too much of your life. Often creates amazingly strong urges to either drink heavily or hang yourself. "Walls" make you think you're in a real office. You try to personalize your cubicle as much as you can to stave off the inevitable insanity which will result in not only the cubicle but also the workload which often comes with it.

Me: I had to spend the whole day in my cublicle.
Friend: You need booze. Here's some beer.

by Grim February 8, 2004

chubbler

a cross between a chillum and a bubbler.

Hey that hippie has a sweet chubbler, i hope its packed with some dank G.

by Petie Wheat Straw February 5, 2009