Creampie Christening

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Return to Sender

Dude 1: Bro I busted a fat but in this girl last night and she got so wet she came and shot my load back on to me and all over the head board.

Dude 2: Broooo she just gave you a Creampie Christening

by DJRoms December 3, 2020

Christening

When You Take The First Hit Of The Brand New Never Used Bong/Pipe/Vaporizer Or Whatever.

First Hit Of The Spliff/Blunt.

When You Smoke The First Bud From Your Ounce.

Yo Man, I Am CHRISTENING My New Gear Bong I Just Got.

I Call CHRISTENING The Joint Since I Rolled It Up.

by HighKastle July 4, 2009

Cookie dough christening

When one puts cookie dough on another's stomach and eats or licks it off.

Andrew: Hey Billybob what did you do with Judy last night.
Billybob: Well we made out for a bit and then i gave her a Cookie dough christening.
Andrew: Was it fat free?

by Paul Redfern January 1, 2009

Carpet Christening

To be the first person to pee on a carpet in someone's toilet. generally in old peoples' houses.

Hey Gran i christened your carpet for you! Carpet Christening

by hi 5 !!!!! October 18, 2008

Eton College Christening

Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes.

We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.

by Blobbo May 31, 2013

Christzenanity

The only non-biased religion based around ideas from Christianity and evolution.

Christzenanity is thy way

by A$$ grabber April 22, 2011

Chrispena

A ChrisPena is a term in which describes the action of backending an inanimate object or thing.

Damn, did he really chrispena that book?

by Gtrslj January 8, 2019