Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.

Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Christ zone

A phrase used to describe a relational role (a step beyond the "friend zone"), set in place by a staunchly conservative religious girl.

C-Dawg: Her friends told me she still has that flower I gave her.

J-Dawg: Yeah, she was probably like "My brother-in-Christ gave me this flower".

E-Dawg: Bro, you've been christ zoned!

by threetigers July 27, 2013

Chrisland

A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military

Someone from Chrisland is called a Chrislander.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Christalyn

Christalyn is a person who will always think of her friends before herself. She’ll get angry and overprotective of all of them.

She is nice and kindhearted but has a strong personality that can’t be broken easily.....by anyone

Hi Christalyn

by Cadence4334 February 27, 2019

Jesus Feathered Christ

When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.

Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!

Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.

Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!

Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!

by Hazzypoo August 31, 2013

christ on a bike

Is an exclamation upon the sight of Jesus from Nasareth, known to Christians as Jesus Christ, riding a bicycle, bike, motorcycle, chopper or other similar means of transport. The exclamation generally indicates surprise or shock and additionally (depending on the speaker's religious views and attitude towards bikes) happiness, hope, uncertainty, frustration or anger.

Christ on a bike! What happened to your car???

by Eques October 16, 2013

Nigger Fried Christ

Blasphemy - An alternative to "Jesus H Christ," often used as an expletive when conveying sentiments that a situation that is "f*cked," niggerish (horrible and wrong), or is the result of nigger-type behavior, such as laziness, lack of motivation to do things correctly, or lack of self responsibility, or self cognizance.

NOT related to nigger fried chicken, which is of course, self explanatory.

*A car wreck occurs, because some thing is in the fast lane, driving 60 MPH, and not respectful enough to move, so a car passes it on the inside lane, and a car wreck occurs. The thing piddles on by in the fast lane, unaware of the wreck it caused.

Passer-by: "Nigger Fried Christ!"

by Plantation Master Timmy October 28, 2010