Being so completely obsessed with the most beautiful girl in the world that she consumes all of your thoughts.
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by Rubberdanman5 April 27, 2013
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Some of the most violent wars and genocides during the last 2000+ years can be blamed on the spread of Christianity.
by AYB June 10, 2003
Get the Christianity mug.post-gothic christianity is a multicultural, all inclusive, especially considering black christian traditions in north america, philosophical construction of christianity that is especially uniquely artistic and individual in scope. Occasionally artists who are post-gothic as christians will include christianity as part of their artistic ouevre, and within this ouevre they have developed the history and culture of post-gothic christianity.
Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed contributor to the post-gothic christian purpose. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, namely Gothic.
Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.
One Post-Gothic Christian alive and producing theology today is Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.
Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed contributor to the post-gothic christian purpose. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, namely Gothic.
Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.
One Post-Gothic Christian alive and producing theology today is Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.
man, you would be better off listening to post-gothic christianity stuff if you're trying to question your christian background.
by CoaltownBrown November 5, 2021
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Due to Mark 16:15, many a man believes that Christianity is made up of nothing more than some door-a-knockin' hooligans who only want to bother you while you watch Magnum P.I. to spread "the good news".
by Grizzle01 October 24, 2009
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Yeah, christianity makes sense.
by OogaBooga December 26, 2008
Get the christianity mug.no, im not going to attack christianity like the posts before me - Christianity is a religion that believes in jesus, god in the form of man to show the world true love. "true love" as in we (christians) believe he died to forgive us of our sins, because before you had to sacrifice animals or in some cases your children. most people pin 2 things the bible say against each other, but forgetting that most of the stuff like "eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth" is outdated from the old testament.
if you hate christians for "hating" gays when most of them dont, arent you just as bad as them? think about it. most people that attack christianity are stereotypical. judging all christians by the acts of extremest.
if you hate christians for "hating" gays when most of them dont, arent you just as bad as them? think about it. most people that attack christianity are stereotypical. judging all christians by the acts of extremest.
by choochoochrain July 5, 2010
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"Jesus is my Lord and Savior. And if He were alive today, I would crucify him for the ultra-liberal, socialist, hippie, pansy-pacifist that He is."
by Clark, Jesus's Lesser-Known Second Cousin April 24, 2005
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