Christianity is an Abrahamic, monotheistic religion based on the life and oral teachings of Jesus of Nazareth as presented in the New Testament.
This is a neutral definition of the word christianity. Urban Dictionary should be about defining words, not advancing a point of view.
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Hitler was not following Christ's example or obeying His commandments. Therefore Hitler wasn't Christian. He was a wolf in sheep's clothing and was not a true subscriber of Christianity.
Some politicians try to use Christianity to justify their actions and/or gain popularity.
Hitler was not following Christ's example or obeying His commandments. Therefore Hitler wasn't Christian. He was a wolf in sheep's clothing and was not a true subscriber of Christianity.
Some politicians try to use Christianity to justify their actions and/or gain popularity.
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Christianity not-indeed: People who wrap themselves in the cloak of Christianity while their actions are totally hypocritical in context of the faith they espouse. Ussally uppity Liberals that feel guilty about the world in general and feel obligated to make things better while only making total asses of themselves and making real Christians look bad.
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Get the Plastic Christians mug.Convenient Christians are in that ever so broad group of God-worshipping hypocrit monkeys, who at any opportunity without fail break a multitude of commandments, whenever it so happens to aid their life.
These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.
I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.
This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.
These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.
I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.
This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.
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Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?
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Get the Christianoscopy mug.The Christian’s Against Dinosaurs intelligence test is the world’s most advanced intelligence test created by a think tank of trolls in Great Britain.
The CAD IQ test identifies and logs people on Facebook who are of average intelligence, yet who think they are smarter than they are.
Here’s how the test works: If it’s not obvious to you that the Facebook group is a troll group, then in 99.91% of cases, your IQ is below 110. But you believe your IQ is much higher than average.
The vast majority of people who fail this test are between 90 and 110 IQ. They are smart enough to know dinosaurs existed yet not intelligent enough to recognize the trolling.
In an effort to prove they have a Big Brain, they spend their time on the CAD Facebook group:
- Justifying the existence of dinosaurs, in a group where no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- Bashing members of the group, when in fact no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- “Trolling”, when in fact they are the ones being trolled.
- Repeatedly trying to shame the “dinosaur believers”, who are in fact trolls
- Bashing religion and harassing members because of their belief in God (The group’s creators are mostly atheists and agnostics, but don’t condone this behavior)
The CAD IQ test identifies and logs people on Facebook who are of average intelligence, yet who think they are smarter than they are.
Here’s how the test works: If it’s not obvious to you that the Facebook group is a troll group, then in 99.91% of cases, your IQ is below 110. But you believe your IQ is much higher than average.
The vast majority of people who fail this test are between 90 and 110 IQ. They are smart enough to know dinosaurs existed yet not intelligent enough to recognize the trolling.
In an effort to prove they have a Big Brain, they spend their time on the CAD Facebook group:
- Justifying the existence of dinosaurs, in a group where no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- Bashing members of the group, when in fact no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- “Trolling”, when in fact they are the ones being trolled.
- Repeatedly trying to shame the “dinosaur believers”, who are in fact trolls
- Bashing religion and harassing members because of their belief in God (The group’s creators are mostly atheists and agnostics, but don’t condone this behavior)
Nigel: “Christians Against Dinosaurs has such stupid members! How can you guys be to believe dinosaurs didn’t exist? Stupid Christians!!”
CAD member (sarcastically): “Big Brain over here! We’ve got a big brain!”
Nigel’s more intelligent friend: “dude… you realize this troll group is literally an IQ test right? Like, was made to create a registry of people of average IQ people who think they’re smarter than they are. I don’t think you passed the test…”
CAD member (sarcastically): “Big Brain over here! We’ve got a big brain!”
Nigel’s more intelligent friend: “dude… you realize this troll group is literally an IQ test right? Like, was made to create a registry of people of average IQ people who think they’re smarter than they are. I don’t think you passed the test…”
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Get the Christians Against Dinosaurs mug.The belief of God. When you are a Christian, you go to church and read the bible. Some Christians get baptized. According to Christianity, when you die, if you don't believe in Jesus Christ, you will go to Hell. If you do believe in the Lord and are a Christian, you will go to a wonderful place called Heaven where all of your friends and family who are no longer among Earth live. According to Christians, the end of the world will result in God fighting Satin, the Devil.
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