Christen

The best dude in the world, he is the best at basketball and pulls all of the bitches at his school but he only chooses the true baddies and good ones, he is kind, charismatic, beautiful, outgoing, a leader, the best at all sports, the smartest, and he can beat up all his friends but he wont.

Person: He wassup christen
Christen: He wassup
Person: oh my god hes so cool

Christen by TheBesteveryeah January 16, 2022

Christen

Pissing all over a car

Tina, I christened dads Lexus again!

Christen by AirPod charger April 6, 2022

Christen Pressing 

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.

Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.

Christen Pressing by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

christen the car 

to have sex in a car for the first time (in that car)

nat went out last night to christen the car with jamie!!

christen the car by VXWd August 22, 2006

christen langley

obt slut! who owns 'The Hour Inn' and makes 2 cents an hour

Christen is at OBT every nite!

christen langley by Candy August 29, 2004

Christen the toilet 

When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel

Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net

Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"

Christen the toilet by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020

Christen Press 

Christen Press is a player of Angel City FC and the USWNT. She's great human being. She loves teasing her fans and is very domestic with Tobin Heath

Christen is a very fast player and scores beautiful goals.
She is also very kind and have an infectious smile

That's such a Christen Press thing to do

Christen Press by Preather August 1, 2022