Christ on a Cracker

Christ on a Cracker: an exclamation reflecting dismay or anger or frustration about a situation.

Christ on a Cracker! I've been waiting in line for an hour!

by michellezilla August 17, 2020

Jesus Christ on Ice Skates

1> Something so alarming, the only way to exclaim that its truely worth looking at it is reffering to Our Lord Ice Skating.

OR

2> Our Lord out Ice Skating

General Donegal slang of Surprise.

1> Jaime: Yeah but i've never liked him in general

Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard

Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!

2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.

Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.

Jesus Christ: What up!

by Jaime-the-ledge January 18, 2010

jesus christ on a motorbike

A word that is said when someone is someone shocked at a situation.

“Jesus christ on a motorbike, would you look at the size of that carrot”

by abbicus January 4, 2019

Christ on a Cracker

Variation of Jesus Christ on a Cracker. An English idiom that represents surprise.

Brigitte finally did something right? Well Christ on a Cracker!

by Brigitte Polcyn October 4, 2008

Christ on a bike

To show surprise at anything in a similiar manner to 'Jesus Christ'
This can be used in nearly any situation

A: 'Yeah, it was about 69ft tall'
B: 'CHRIST ON A BIKE'

by Jambanger September 16, 2020

Christ on toast!!

An exclamation, similar to "Oh my God!" or "Holy crap!"

"The WB network cancelled 'Angel."
"Christ on toast!! What will we watch on Wednesday night?"

"Christ on toast! That car almost hit me!"

by Bethers June 22, 2004

christ on a shoestring

An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.

"Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian."

by CathyM June 23, 2008