chanukah

Hard way of prounouncing: *clearing throat sound*-nuh-kah) (Easy christian way: Han-uh-kah)
1. A Jewish holiday that celebrates the victory of the Maccabees over the greeks. Basically.
2. The time when Jewish kids can brag to their Christian friends on how they get chocolate and presents for eight days, while Christian kids only get one day.

1. OMG! I can't believe you don't know the Chanukah story with the Maccabees and all that!
2. While the Smiths' were taking forever getting their Christmas tree up, the Rothenburg's were eating chocolate by their Menorah, which took a second to put up.

by Elyana October 1, 2006

Chanukah Machine

Automatic card shuffler, or anything else you may receive for Chanukah, has to be 1337 tho.

Hey Bob what'd you get for Chanukah?

I got teh Chanukah machine.

by Aaron S. January 22, 2005

Chanakah

A holiday that the Jewish use in place of Christmas.

Walking up to a Jewish friend and wishing him Merry Christmas he looks at you sidways and says, Don't you mean Chanakah?

by Chrissy Michelle December 21, 2005

Chanukah

Chanukah is basically Hanukah but for people who are chubby.

Person 1: Hey chubby person, are you Jewish?
Chubby Person: Why yes I am.
Person 1: So do you celebrate Hanukah?
Chubby Person: Nope. I celebrate Chanukah.

by Super Ducky October 26, 2018

JACOB Chanukah

ANYONE WHO IS NAMED THIS IS SUPERIOR. they have a big ass cock xxxxxxxxl and can cop any girl they want such a fucking sexy beast

wow that guy must be a Jacob Chanukah he's soooooo hot

by fuckwad420,69ing twitles December 13, 2020