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Show Chow Pow

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The ritualistic act of waking up with your significant other and proceeding to shower, eat breakfast, and fuck; hence show chow pow.

Note: The order in which these activities is completed is dependent on personal preference. If you want to be clean before a bang then the classic show chow pow is ideal.
Gal: "Honey, you awake?"
Guy: "Meh"
Gal: "Honey!?"
Guy: "Babe, I'm trying to sleep."
Gal: "Ugh. Fine. I just thought you might want to show chow pow?" (rolls over)
Guy: "Let's fuckin' do it!"
by E-slice and Styleee January 22, 2010
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Scottish Puppy Chow

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The distinct taste one gets from eating out a girl's love canal after she hasn't showered since the last leap year. Similar to normal puppy chow, this variety smells slightly of peanut butter and often leaves a white powedery residue on the lucky man's chin.
Man that girl's Scottish Puppy Chow is so tastey I wish I could put it in a bottle and sell it at the local bake-sale!
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009
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sarah chow

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Dude, you're such a Sarah Chow.
by matt check December 10, 2008
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stripper chow

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that wad of one dollar bills you get in change or have in your wallet, often used to tip strippers.
Ed only had a twenty dollar bill to pay for the cigarettes he was buying and the cashier gave him back some stripper chow for change.
by Spin Sycle November 19, 2007
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An asian with a formal addiction to the activity of watching other people playing video games with the insight of entertainment. He is also asian.
Chris Chao is going to watch the Syndicate Project later, what an Asian Sempai Chow
by Zucko November 17, 2014
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What you yell when experiencing the ultimate feeling of euphoria, for example, when fucking Michael Moore.
- Al-Qaeda just bombed the White House!
- SUPA CHOW!!!!!!!
by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005
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Dong suey chow

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Dong suey chow is an Asian noodle dish. It is a classic Maxism often used as a sexual reference to getting your "noodle" slurped by an Asian woman.
Max: I just got a dong suey chow at the local rub and tug.This day is well on its way.
Bakken: Yeehaw to that bruther!
by Lunchboxmaster March 11, 2017
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