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choss

"I went to pick it up and there was some kind of choss all over it, it was fucking sticky and my hand smelt like shit afterwards."
by karl f. October 16, 2005
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choss

Originally used to describe the 1983 Dodge Charger Operating System (ChOS), which never existed, an S was added to make "Choss".

The new meaning of the word is any unknown substance, usually liquid, sticky, or odd smelling, that appears on one's clothing mysteriously.

Similar to "Pulture"
"What the... this coat's got choss all over it!!"
by Johnny Devious April 17, 2006
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choss

dude, iont wanna go to chapel hill, with choss and all those other fags
by jd September 8, 2004
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Choss

Posh version of toss, that is, to masturbate
teenagers like to choss before sleep
by sirrealist November 23, 2022
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Chossed

(Past Tense) To be extremely drunk or high
Brad: Dude did you just shotgun that 4 Loko?
Thad: Hell yea dude I'm chossed as fuck
by JackOlliver May 16, 2018
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Choss

Get easy choss from girls haha
by Choss demon April 26, 2022
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Choss

a word to describe hot hot women that caught your eye.

Also referred as "chossy"
Example 1:
Hot girl follows you on instagram,
Boy 1: oooh thats some good choss for a guy like me

Example 2:
Hot girl sends a message saying hi
Boy 1: IM FEELING REAL CHOSSY TODAY
by Chossisboss October 8, 2023
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