Chonty

Slowly replacing "Banter" within public schools. Can be used for any variety of reasons and situations (much like banter) but it is usually used when someone makes a "laddish" comment.

JCH (marxist supporter, tonbridge school): HISTORY CREW. Erm... I need to go get a quality mocha.
Lad #1: CHONTY MATE!

by chiefladbanter January 24, 2011

Chortlephins

Noun, the chemical you release when you chortle. Closely related to the endorphin family. To laugh is to release Chortlephins.

"I just saw a bloke fall over in the street, boy did i release chortlephins!"

by Hollifer February 5, 2010

Chortle

The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.

Real people:'laughs'
Benedict Solution Preposterous Ivy Harvard Jeeves Monocle Tophat Thee IV: I am s'rry. Is this a joketh yond i am too rich to und'rstand? Chortle Chortle

by Sodonim July 30, 2020

The chort

"The Cheat" pronounced with Coach Z's heavy accent.

"Here The Chort, have a Trophy"

by Wezicus Ilenius July 6, 2003

chortle

A comination of chuckling and snorting. Ususally designated as a description of a weird laugh.

"You are soo high!" the Albanian foreign exchange student chortled.

by Shin Akuma November 3, 2003

Chorny

Someone that acts and talks like they are really horny but would never engage in sexual behavior. A cross between Chastity and Horny.

Chad: “This chorny ass bitch talked about sex for hours then ran away when I whipped out my monster cock!”

by Funkymonkey1 December 27, 2018

The chort

See The Cheat

by Neosim February 18, 2003