Choompunik

Verb, niki for short. Being duped -- as in deceived and manipulated -- by a woman, particularly a whore or prostitute. Typically, the perpetrator has many boyfriends and at least one husband at any given time; chances are that she is also a drug addict. The victims are often unsuspecting men under her spell. They would lease apartments under their name where the perpetrator would use them for receiving shipments of illegal drugs, running brothels, or other illegal activities, or all of the above. For the case of the perpetrator being an undocumented sex-worker, the victim may even be duped into providing her with legitimacy and financial support by marrying her in exchange for free sex. When the the victim is no longer useful or becoming a liability, the duped is dumped.

Noun, the act of choompunikking or the state of being choompunikked.

"Hey, dude. I be choompunikked again."

"Dude, so you been duped by Niki too, huh? You so lucky them cops didn't get you like they did me."

"Dude, duped and dumped nonethless." :(

by Nemo Goes to CVS August 19, 2008

coorparoo

a sad suburb in Brisbane that is inhabited with losers who really think they are important, most of them are cashed up bogans.

Most of the people there have no lives and spend their time spying on other people just in case they have something better than them. If they do they just gossip about them.
A suburb that right smack bang in the richest part a huge old peoples village is going to be built which is poetic justice for all the losers there.

Coorparoo is filled with gossips and losers with no lives.
Check out Coorparoo it is about to be turned into a giant old peoples village

by coorparoo-village July 3, 2009

chooping

Playing chess while pooping

Boris: Why do you always grab your phone off your desk before heading to the bathroom?
Bobby: Because why poop, when you can choop?
Boris: Chooping? Ohhh... I get it.

by ButtPimplePopper January 20, 2015

chooper

Slang internet term for 'Porn.'

Wow check it out, guys, that's Jenna Jamieson, the famous chooper star!

by Jenna Hooper November 17, 2006

Chorp

To have sex with a midget with no legs.

"Man, I just chorped the shit out of her!"

"Do you chorp often?"

by keegan mackinnon January 13, 2009

Choopa

A Choopa is a male or female who believes he's a "soldier" for fighting first world problems.
The word Choopa comes from a mixture of the words Child and Trooper.

"man! Someone ate my favorite chips, I'm take it like a choopa"

by Chorizoburrito November 28, 2014

choompa

Someone who is of the nastiest or most retarded

Look at Daniel shitting his pants, he's such a choompa

by ChoompaLover911 September 22, 2017