chonkles

some damp edible chonkles that are bassicley very hard dirt and blood with sewer water and old boi bones

"all sweedish moms force little bois to feat chonkles and say the kids will grow strong and berowenanzaf if they eat their chonkles on their sweedish poppats and if the sewer pope catches a little sweedish boy with chonkles up their nose or in the hohobaf garbage they will need to drown in the sewers"- Chonkle booty book

by chonkle booty book December 23, 2017

Cookleta

Cookleta is a term used to define the pairing of American Idol's Season 7 contestants David Cook & David Archuleta. "Cook" originates from David Cook's last name, and "leta" is derived from the last four letters of David Archuleta's surname. This pairing also happens to have the most evidence of any other pairing of Season 7. This ranges from video footage of handstands, multiple hugs and chest caresses to photographs of lingering lust-stares and adoring glances.

*after seeing the TRL hug and piggyback ride*
Fan #1: DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT SOMETHING BROTHERLY IS GOING ON INSIDE THEIR MINDS?
Fan #2: I am in a serious need of an oxygen tank. The cuteness is KILLING ME. (you! =D)
Fan #3: OHMYGAYGOD!
Fan #4: Take that, Kim Caldwell.
Fan #5: I bet he wouldn't let Kim jump on his back like that...
Fan #6: *dies*
Fan #7: Cookleta OWNS all, true fact.

by davids4life August 11, 2008

crooklyn

Basically another term for Brooklyn.

"Crooklyn Dodgers" is an ill song

by Hamydeez October 5, 2003

chonkla

flip flop to us white folks.

"mama took her chonkla off and put it upside my head."

by crackheadwelder May 28, 2007

Crooklyn

Slang Term for the New York neighborhood "Brooklyn"

Crooklyn's in the house!

by AC February 9, 2004

Cookleta

The 'canonrific' pairing of Season 7 American Idol contestants, David Cook and David Archuleta.

I kept watching that video of Cookleta doing handstands. Who knows what else they do when they're alone?

by wonderwall14 August 10, 2008

chookter

Chookter is a misspelling of the Scottish word Teuchter. Teuchter is a Lowland Scots word used mainly for Northern or Highland Scots.

Ahm no a chookter (teuchtar) ya eedjit ahm frae Ayr!

by iiisecondcreep March 11, 2007