Chonger

Big Penis

You’ve got a big chonger Dr Pittstix

by TrouserBoys4312 October 25, 2018

chonger

A can of beer, typically what one would refer to as a tall boy (a 24 ounce can).

Q: Hey you dudes wanna put a couple chongers down before we dipset?

A: Yea dude for sure

by regulardegular February 14, 2015

Chonger

A person of East Asian ethnicity, who lives in Western society ;but has no grasp of English. Often sell items on ebay; that say they are distributed from your country, but on arrival turn out to be from Hong Kong.

"That chonger bitch refused to refund my money on the broken item she sent, and says I can keep the broken piece of shit if I take $7 dollars as a refund , instead of the $27 I paid!"
"The instructions aren't in English, they only have instructions in chonger language."
"There aren't many dog owners in this area, I can tell because the place is packed with chongers."

by LaCuntra VanDyke August 7, 2018

Colon Chonger

This activity involves two people. It simply consists of one person of either sex, squating over another person(either sex) and is an internal exercise, where by the 'chonger' inserts his mouth into the anal passage and starts to suck vigorously until large chunks of feces enter into his/her mouth.

Pete owes me some money. It's about time he paid the 'Colon Chonger'

by Tom Mmmmmmmmmmmmm April 25, 2006

goofy chonger

someone who hogs the spliff. the term "goofy" implies that how they act is selfish.

Person 1: broo the zoot's getting too short wanna rocket it real quick
Person 2: nah bro just pass dat shit
Person 1: but bro you've had enough look at you *tries to steal zoot*
Person 2: you're being a real goofy chonger

by viriondash May 26, 2023

Chonger

Another term for "Fatass" particularly a rather obese man well over 300 lbs.

"Goddamn! What a fucking chonger."

by TheTurtleGod November 4, 2025

Chongers

Boobs, typically big ones.

Friend 1: I have a teacher called Mr boner.
Friend 2: You should call him Mr Chongers.
*Friend 1 and friend 2 laugh their asses off for 10 minutes straight. This is based off of true experiences.*

Friend 1: I like your chongers.
Friend 2: I like Bill's chongers.

by meao39157 February 4, 2025