choner

the chillest state of being; to be in such a chill zone that you pop a theoretical chill boner, resulting in a choner; adjective/verb form: chone.

frequently followed or featured in sentences with 'man' or 'dude'

"i totally popped a choner at the chillagio last night, man"
"when are we choning, guys?"
"i've had a rough day, man. just need to chone out"
"it was chone city when we hit that blunt last night, man"

by chonecity October 01, 2014

choner

A person who is a combination of a chump and a loner.

Look at that sad fool. What a choner!

by Farley Barnhardt March 03, 2008

Choner

Chode boner

"look at Steve's choner"

by Lord of the guys February 08, 2021

Choner

is a chick boner.

She thought he was so hot, she got a choner!

by LTJ coop September 08, 2011

Choner

Choner, when surfing big boy waves while seeing Christ him self cook with don I get choner.

That man right there he’s a straight choner

by Dat man a real one no cap April 02, 2019

choner

simply a chode boner

wow your being such a choner right now...

pretty much the worst

by nobody 123432234 May 18, 2011

Choner

When you get hard randomly in church for no reason at the worst possible time. This happens to all boys when going to church.

When standing up at church a young boy saw a man’s unfortunate choner.

by Xxfuuuuu December 03, 2023