choner

the chillest state of being; to be in such a chill zone that you pop a theoretical chill boner, resulting in a choner; adjective/verb form: chone.

frequently followed or featured in sentences with 'man' or 'dude'

"i totally popped a choner at the chillagio last night, man"
"when are we choning, guys?"
"i've had a rough day, man. just need to chone out"
"it was chone city when we hit that blunt last night, man"

by chonecity October 1, 2014

choner

A person who is a combination of a chump and a loner.

Look at that sad fool. What a choner!

by Farley Barnhardt March 3, 2008

Choner

Chode boner

"look at Steve's choner"

by Lord of the guys February 7, 2021

choner

simply a chode boner

wow your being such a choner right now...

pretty much the worst

by nobody 123432234 June 12, 2011

Choner

Acquiring a boner during the celebration of church

Brody got a choner staring at Father Paul

by Ricky2sticky March 23, 2019

Choner

Choner, when surfing big boy waves while seeing Christ him self cook with don I get choner.

That man right there he’s a straight choner

by Dat man a real one no cap April 2, 2019

Choner

is a chick boner.

She thought he was so hot, she got a choner!

by LTJ coop September 9, 2011