by joegunn December 17, 2008
Get the dick chokers mug.An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.
Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes
by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011
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chokoma balls
Person 1: "Yo I just ate chokoma and it was damn good."
Person 2: "Aye-- whats chokoma?"
Person 1: "Chokoma balls aHA"
Person 2: *shrivels in shame and defeat*
Person 2: "Aye-- whats chokoma?"
Person 1: "Chokoma balls aHA"
Person 2: *shrivels in shame and defeat*
by Chokoma August 1, 2018
Get the chokoma mug.The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.
Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.
by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018
Get the Chimpanzee Choke mug.“Omg! This new show on Netflix got me in a chokehold!”
“We’ve been texting all week. When I tell you this man’s got me in a damn chokehold!…ugh!
“We’ve been texting all week. When I tell you this man’s got me in a damn chokehold!…ugh!
by HappyLatchkey October 3, 2022
Get the Chokehold mug.To devastate your opponent by grabbing the throat and lifting the person off the ground and forcing him into the ground with unforgiving force. Widely used in all wrestling federations around the world. Widely used as a threat or inside joke with wrestling fans.
You didnt take the trash out, now I have to chokeslam your ass.
Oh my god!!! he just got a chokeslam through a kitchen sink!
"Hey, check out that chokeslam over there."(in reference to a beautiful girl)
Oh my god!!! he just got a chokeslam through a kitchen sink!
"Hey, check out that chokeslam over there."(in reference to a beautiful girl)
by Marc Oxenreider May 30, 2006
Get the chokeslam mug.This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.
It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.
by FancyTophatDude September 14, 2011
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