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choking the nun

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."
by Chemical Castration January 2, 2012
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choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!
Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.
by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014
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Cocaine Coding

The art of programming an entire piece of software in one line of code.

Can also be defined as one line of code just like one line of cocaine
Programmer 1: Alejandro is really addicted to single lines of code
Programmer 2: Yeah I heard he does Cocaine Coding most of the time
by O-K-B October 6, 2021
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Choding

In Korean, "choding" refers to "elementary school kid".

When it's used for someone who isn't a kid (teenager, grown-up,...), it means that this person is childish and acts like a kid.
This guy acts like a little kid, he is really a Choding !
by eLement August 27, 2013
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choking a squidhead

This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.

It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.
by FancyTophatDude September 14, 2011
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Chodiba

Chodiba or Chodana is a slang word in Oriya language largely spoken in the east Indian state of Odisha. Chodiba or Chodana means to fuck or screw or to have sex.
Nirbala Golapi Bia Chodiba ku Mote bhala lage
(I love to fuck hairless, pink & tight pussy.)

Ye jou hemala raati,
Premika jaichi Videsha ku Mora,
Ta Banda ku jhure Mu niti,

Ta Banda jadi pashe tha'nta
Rati sara khali chodiba huanta
Bia kete khushi ha'nta!

(In this chilly winter night,
My lover is abroad and
My Pussy constantly pines for his huge Cock.
If he were here,
He would fuck me the whole night
And my Pussy would be in seventh heaven!)

Chidiba ku ichha Namita Bia,
Se Bia katha bhabi Banda Mo Thia.
by Jack DeSilva March 27, 2013
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Choking Baby BJ

A blow job performed by a midget or little-person who is being held upside down by their ankles like a "choking baby". Once the midget is mid-fellatio, you start slaping their back, like you would a choking baby, trying to dislodge your penis in this case, instead of an animal cracker.
Bro- Junior hooked up with the midget receptionist from Accounting. Said he picked her up by the feet, held her upside down and then she started blowing him!

Homeboy- NO WAY! He got a Choking Baby BJ? Good for him!
by GilltronZERO March 2, 2011
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