A fluid produced by female mammals (though primarily associated with the cow) and mixed with either a flavored powder or fluid to create a divine, chocolately drink. When stored in a sealed bottle, it is known to burst when said bottle is struck against a solid object.
Don't hit anyone with that bottle of chocolate milk, 'Nettie. It might stain and/or explode all over the preps.
by IxBexAxNinja September 8, 2008

What you call alcohol in front for your parents and possible snitches.
(Pairs nicely with the sone Chocolate Milk by kookookangaroo)
(Pairs nicely with the sone Chocolate Milk by kookookangaroo)
“Did anyone bring the chocolate milk?”
“Yeah don’t worry about it”
...
“Yo Brandon whatcha drinking?”
“Chocolate milk bro”
“Yeah don’t worry about it”
...
“Yo Brandon whatcha drinking?”
“Chocolate milk bro”
by Pa-the-tic May 22, 2020

milk good combined with chocolate YUMMMY that you can make yourself or, if you're lucky, buy already mixed in the store
by the dude 420 May 18, 2006

-Noun
milk flavored with chocolate syrup or powdered chocolate otherwise known as the cool black kid in the white group
milk flavored with chocolate syrup or powdered chocolate otherwise known as the cool black kid in the white group
by martman1100 June 24, 2009

The sexual act of a man cumming into a woman's mouth after she gives head and immediately after the woman squirts chocolate syrup into her mouth, swishes it around, and then swallows.
Willy Wonka's gay lover used to adore drinking Willy's chocolate milk. But then his test results came back...
by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

Chocolatey perfection. Chocolate milk is the best thing you will ever drink in your entire life. If you are as unlucky enough to not have tried it yet, go ahead, do it. You will LOVE it.
by Jhahhwbs May 22, 2018

by Lynn the potato August 9, 2019
