chocolate thunder

What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.

"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."

by poontang June 30, 2006

Chocolate thunder

while having anal sex the women farts and shits on your dick

John 1:dude i got chocolate thunder last night

John 2:what dude thats NASTY!!!
John 1: i know you should tell your mom to use the bathroom before i hit that.

by Hewhoknowsblunkin August 31, 2011

Chocolate thunder

When a black girl poops

My Latisha was laying down some chocolate thunder, that shit was stanky!

by Laquesha shit nigger March 18, 2011

chocolate thunder

When you fill a chicks pussy with chocolate pudding and then hit her in the stomach as hard as you can so it shoots out.

"Man, my room was covered after i chocolate thundered that girl"

by Johnson+Johnson April 19, 2006

chocolate thunder

Farted and following through with chunks.
Also known as Chutney Thunder.

Too late for a loo, my undercarriage just felt chocolate thunder

by Purgatory May 20, 2003

chocolate thunder

The act of getting a blow job with a chocolate condom on and then proceeding to hot and sweaty anal sex.

"Mathew chocolate thundered the shit out of that bitch last night."

by Chocolate Man 26 January 4, 2009

chocolate thunder

Also known as "Choc Thunda." A name found in the cell phone directory of Lindsay Linderson. Was called, answering machine was received, deathmatch was proposed.

Damn, I just challenged Choc Thunda to a deathmatch!

by Cackfeeler May 22, 2004