Choadess

ch- o-dess: verb

When one chooses to be a Choad.

Making a conscious decision to be a Choad.

When your ex-husband chooses to sleep on the king size bed and forces his baby's mama to sleep on the pull out bed...ergo, Choadess.

Ben Gibbard- Couldn't keep his wife, decided to get a divorce, ergo, Choadess.

by Wonder Woman and Friend November 2, 2011

Choads

a false sense of self characterized online by no morals, ethics, or soul in order to defraud, steal, con, cheat or anyway possible, to sneak a win, to unfairly cause a loss for someone through a computer bug, in an online game.

Choads ignore the survival of the fittest as the survival of the most dishonest.

by Robbie ALCU May 13, 2005

choadesack

term for a asshat, douchebag, or a fucktard.

He is such a choadesack

by maxertx June 24, 2009

chodus

a chodus is what jantzen minton abosulutely loves to munch on every day. he likes it best when the chodus goes off and shoots the 'special sauce' as he calls it on his face and private region.

im jantzen minton and i love the chodus.

by Alejandros June 9, 2003

Chodus

A really horrible band that a boy named Loren decided to form

"Jeez, Loren's band Chodus really sucks!"

by Skookymonko March 22, 2019

chodus

roommate who eats ballsacks and occasionally smokes the pole

hey chodus, stop eating cock

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Choadstick

Usually the name for a person who is short, stocky, and has a little dick

yo dude kory is a choadstick aha

by obamachoad5 April 29, 2009