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The Chach

A celebrity waiter at Pizano’s in Chicago
We had The Chach as are waiter at Pizano’s
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chachan

it's a Malayalam word meaning uncle or big brother, mostly used by Christian communities in Kerala.
i call my mother's brother as chachan.

my chachan is living in trivandrum
by the guy with big pp June 20, 2021
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CHOCH ROCKET

a choch rocket is a motorbike (crotch rocket) driven by a "bro" or anyone else who could be considered douchy
look at that metrosexual bro pullin a wheelie on his choch rocket. i hope he crashes.
by codeth 333 July 28, 2011
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CHACHI MARIACHI

LESBIANS WHO HAVE A FASCINATION WITH MEXICANS.
LIZ (taylor) AND ANGIE(jolie) LIKE GOING TO HOMESTEAD BECAUSE THEY ARE CHACHI MARIACHIS.

WHILE ON VACATION IN MEXICO ANGIE AND LIZBETH BECAME CHACHI MARIACHIS.
by MR911 October 19, 2010
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Choch

a choch is synonymous to a douche bag and is defined as a male with spiked hair (usually blonde or bleached blonde), a fake tan and fake jewelry. In other words, a choch is totally fake.
A: That choch told me his name was Antonio Giovanni.

B: No man, that's not his real name! He just made that up that choch bag name to impress the ladies!

C: With a name like Antonio Giovanni you know he's a choch and full of $h*t!
by Antonio Giovanni da Choch! October 13, 2011
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chach

Pronounced: "chawch"

Definition: Noun-A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser. Plural: chachs, chaches.
Adjective, adverb- dumb, idiotic Ex: "That guy just totally pulled a chach move."
(Rare) Verb-to unjustifiably escape a commitment. Ex: "Todd really chached out tonight."

Behavioral Patterns: Tends to bitch out when extreme situations present themselves. Provokes animosity in more enlightened individuals.

Special Abilities: Being able to piss off peers in close proximity by doing absolutely nothing.

Where found: Shopping malls, fraternities, Late night diners, college bars and/or clubs, party schools, business seminars.

Synomyms:douche bag, bitchass, etc.

Combinations: Can be used in conjunction with "ass" as in "chach ass". Northern dialect also includes the form "Chachski".

Possibly Derived from: The character Chachi played by actor Scott Baio on the television programs Happy Days (1974-1984)and Joanie Loves Chachi(1982-1983).

Vulgarity Level: Perfectly safe to use in public.

What to do if encountered: Keep a cool head. A chach's main weapon is annoyance. Avoid places where chaches frequent (you should anyways). They are insecure and have a weak sense of pride so hit on their girlfriend to throw them off guard.
Use your imagination. Everyone has met a chach.
"(insert name here) is a chach (ass)."
by Ash79 August 3, 2005
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Fuzz Chach

A lazy police officer. Usually drives up and down the main streets of his jurisdiction so everyone knows he’s a cop. Will not engage in any trainings. No matter what kind of call he goes to, he will always call for back up. Usually will also be a volunteer firefighter. Always avoids confrontation and calls everyone “bud.”
Slow down bro there’s a cop”

“Nah that guys a fuzz chach, we’re good.”
by RickSaltsman82 April 13, 2022
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