Chives

Chives and all that good stuff!

Customer: Hi, I noticed on your menu you have the baked potato with chives. What are chives?

Waiter: Oh well, ya know.. its just chives and all that good stuff!

Customer: Why, thank you, very descriptive!!

by The Big Ragooy March 15, 2011

chives

(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.

I was just about to go there, but then I saw the chives and ran.

by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

Chivers

Chivers is the name for a horny home wrecker who regularly gives anal sex to their mothers and sisters. A Chivers likes ghetto booties from their direct family.

I had sex with my mum last night... felt like such a Chivers

by padafinglong November 18, 2019

chivalshe

n. an act of chivalry demonstrated by a female.

She demonstrated "chivalshe" when she held the door open for a male stranger.

by Justin Schram October 15, 2008

chives

Cooler word that is a combination of fives and seat check it allows a person to keep their seat for five minutes and if someone is in the seat the chives caller counts to five and the person who doesn't get up gets slapped in the face by everyone until the seat is given back. Invented by Alec.

Bob: Chives!
Bill: sits in Bobs seat

THREE MINUTES LATER

Bob: get out of my seat
Bill: doubt it
Bob: 1 2 3...
Bill: ok, ok you can have your seat back

by pablito386 January 13, 2008

our chives

It's the real way to say archives. so there...

Yo man, are those our chives?

by Garrett Gdawg August 3, 2006

Chivel

To chip away at something slowly.As if one were hewing a large stone as a sculptor would

Q. "How is the . dissertation going?"

A. " Slowly, I keep chivelling away at it."

by Eager Andy February 28, 2013