Chipotle Daddy

One who buys Chipotle for his friends.

"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"

"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"

Come on bro, when are you gonna be my Chipotle Daddy?

by HeWhoStealsBaes September 22, 2015

chipotlanemic

A type of anemia one suffers from after long-term bloodloss via the rectum from consuming too much Chipotle. This is most common with individuals who purchased Billy Mays Chipotlaway product, and increased their consumption of Chipotle, since the underwear blood-staining effects of Chipotle were no longer a concern.

Dude, i'm a little concerned about your health. Ever since you purchased Chipotlaway, you stopped worrying about the massive blood stains in your undies. I'm afraid all that bloodloss will make you a chipotlanemic.

by prairiedogboy July 4, 2012

chipotlingus

Enjoying the fine cuisine that is Chipotle Mexican Grill, in a manner consistent with and to the extent of performing cunnilingus on a woman.

Sean performed exquisite chipotlingus on his naked burrito.

by Jtsnowedin3 July 7, 2014

Chipotle Coma

n. plural -mas chi-poht-ley co·ma

a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.

After eating Chipotle for lunch a devastating Chipotle Coma ensued, and I was unable to complete any work.

by Nana09 August 6, 2009

Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

When u go to the bathroom and make a red hot Picasso painting from your ass.

After I went to Taco Bell I got the Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

chipotle diarrhea

When you eat Sofritas

You go to Chipotle and order anything with their tofu "Sofritas"... the next week you have "chipotle diarrhea"

by gamecat November 16, 2013

chipotle friday

-a weekly event in which a large gathering of people go to chipotle and consume gargantuan amounts of chipotle burritos, burrito bols, quesadillas, chips, salsa, guacamole, and soda*

-the best thing ever

-where one might witness and become part of bromancing, LOVES, camwhoring

*the event may occasionally precede a trip to a nearby park or other daytime adventures

him: ayo watchu be doin this friday??
her: im hittin up chipotle friday beezy! what else would i be doin?!

by shanigg July 6, 2009