chet

Chet is the stereotypical college student we all know and hate. Chet always wears at least two popped collars at any given time. The more popped collars a Chet wears simultaneously, the higher up on the "Cheterarchy" he is. The Chets at the top of this Cheterarchy own shirts that are literally made entirely of popped collars stitched together with lacoste symbols. Chet is never seen without his beret, scarf, birkenstocks, and hemp pants. Chet wears tweed underwear. He made the soccer team, but was promptly kicked off after failing a drug test. Chet dabbles in lacrosse, but his true passion is ultimate frisbee. The mannerisms of a Chet are easy to spot. Chet's favorite words are "bro", "beer" and "bong". He likes to call people "squares", and he always speaks at least twice as loud as the situation calls for. Chet majors in English and spends his days listening to Phish. If you see a Chet, the trick is to steal his shirt. Without popped collars, a Chet is powerless, and the other Chets he is with will quickly demote him to "square" status.

"Yo bro, pass me the beer bong" Chet drunkenly demanded, his 96 popped collars drenched in sweat from an exhausting game of ultimate frisbee.

"Yeah bro, that kid's such a square. Let's light up, bro."

by Shagnasty McShaggerton March 13, 2008

chet

To chet is to masturbate while crying, or to cry while masturbating.

"Yeah man, I had a pretty rough day so I just went home and had myself a good chet."
"Dude you've been in the shower forever! Are you chetting?"
" I was planning on just masturbating but then I though of Nana and it became a chet-fest"

by Grainhead March 06, 2017

Chet

A pet that is like a child to it's owner(s). Child+Pet= Chet.

Our chets are so spoiled they feel they have to sleep in the bed with us.

by cdw Rapid City, SD November 10, 2010

Chet

Chet is a codeword for a fart...

(While females are in the room)
Female - eww whats that smell?
Mark - haha who let chet in?!?
Female - whos chet?
Collin - ahhhh chets here!!!

by Collin January 02, 2005

Chet

a jock who says he get action but gets nuthing

Your acting like a Chet

by charlie December 01, 2003

Chet

The callsign of an S-3B pilot who lives in Jacksonville, Fl. Possibly based on Bill Paxton's character from Wierd Science because when he drinks he turns into a dick. His sexuality is jokingly suspect and his choice of progressive clothes are often a topic of discussion.

Is chet gay, or what is with that guy? Have you seen his closet?

by J.O. Vidar August 04, 2006

Chet

A Chet is a complete masochistic bottom that is submissive to a sadistic Female or Male usually the latter

Man, did you know he's a Chet that he got 3 masters

by Suki_Rei January 14, 2020