cheato diet

When a person who is supposed to be following the keto diet cheats and goes over their daily carb/sugar limit, their metabolic state goes from ketosis to cheatosis. Go take a dildo shit, motherfucker.

What's with the donuts, Bob? I thought you were on the keto diet.

Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 23, 2019

Chaitanya

The sweetest person people LOVE to meet. Can be AMAZING friends with anyone. Extremely trustful and humble, good at relationships.

Oh my god, He's like Chaitanya!

by noneofyourbusinesss August 31, 2018

No Nut November Cheat Day

Doesn't exist

Guy1: It's No Nut November Cheat Day!

Guy2: And where the fuck did you find this fake news?

by Random homo sapien November 3, 2019

cheat the sheet

to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.

Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.

by Dreamz July 23, 2008

Cheating Lesbian

A lesbian that claims she only likes girls but has sex with guys. Cheating on the lesbian lifestyle.
A female who is so called lesbian but still has sex with males.

That cheating lesbian claims shes strictly lickly when she secretly likes the dickly

by Batman&Robbin November 29, 2010

Private Cheater

People that use private cheating software to play the Overwatch game.

Oh hell nah! A private cheaters lobby

by Timmyboy4500 May 4, 2023

Cheater's Funeral

You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.

Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:

Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.

Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.

Buddy: No problem.

by HunterQT January 28, 2013