Cheez It

A.) When a guy with a serious std infection splooges off colored puke like semen all over a girls chest then rubs his wang in it.

B.) When a woman is riding a man and she has a yeast infection, everything mixes together and it looks like a disgusting cheez it.

C.) A really good cheddar cracker with a lot of salt on it.

Bob squealed like a bitch when he realized he was given a Cheez It by Petra.

by The Artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer October 5, 2006

Cheez-It Fucked

The act of fingering a woman's vagina with fingers covered with cheesy residue, after consuming large amounts of cheez-its. This act leaves the woman's vag smelling like cheddar jack (or the flavor of your choice), but it can be a tasty plus for afterward oral sex.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally Cheez-it fucked that chick last night.

Guy 2: what flavor did she taste like after?

Guy 1: White cheddar.

Guy 2: Bitchin.

by Mik2837 February 2, 2009

Cheez-It check ya

A way to check someone for celiac disease. You feed them a cheez-it and see how they react.

Hey sage, i am going to cheez-it check ya to see if youre actually celiac.

by Versillian March 9, 2020

cheez-it sand

The salty, ocean of crumbs in the bottom of a cheez-it bag.

"Oh no, the cheez-its are gone! I am going to throw the bag out!"
"No! That's my cheez-it sand! That's not trash, that's treasure!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes im sure, cheez-it sand is the best in the land!"

by Hartzl October 2, 2015

Cheez-It hangover

this is the feeling of dehydration and overall malaise that you get in the morning after eating half of a box or more of Sunshine brand Cheez-Its.

you're late again! what's up?

oh, this time I have a good excuse. It was a Cheez-It hangover.

Ouch. that is the worst snack food to have a hangover from

by Ohio driver March 28, 2012

Cheez-it Christ

A humorous way of saying Jesus Christ

“Cheez-it christ, that was horrifying!”

by ArtisticIdiot April 27, 2023

Cheez-it Loading

The art of covering as much surface area of the body with cheez-it brand crackers as possible. Can also be used to describe Ritz Crackers topped with Cheese Whiz in the same manner.

How many of those are you going to do at one time? Are you Cheez-it Loading again? It's gonna take you 30 minutes to eat all those crackers.

by chestwraps October 2, 2009