Cheesecake

To hit a bong so hard that you can't see through the smoke in the chamber.
The thick smoke is said to resemble cheesecake.

"That was a huge hit, you really cheesecaked that bong."

by the Pro Sto November 13, 2007

Cheesecake

Code word for help.

EL (gay guy): Nash Grier is so hawt!!!
Jacob: Cheesecake!!!

by CheesecakeJnB October 19, 2014

Cheesecake

"Cheesecake!" is a way to say "Jesus!" without blaspheming.

"Uh-oh, I think you locked your keys in the car."

"Cheesecake!"

by Treighz January 23, 2008

Cheesecake

A derogatory term for someone whom you believe to be a Cunt.

Gideon, why did you touch my sister you cheesecake?

What a fucking cheesecake!

by The Real Face March 9, 2009

Cheesecake

My favourite dessert....mmmm....chessecake...

A base of crushed digestive biscuits mixed with butter, then a layer of cream-cheese, then topped with normally a fruit fruity / syrup-type topping.

The best ever has to be Lemon Cheesecake.

"Hey, got a call from that fit bird you like, she wants you now..!"

"She'll have to wait until I've finished my cheesecake.."

by Prem Shah September 20, 2006

Cheesecake

noun - A cake that has been covered in fecal matter soaked in urin , giving the feces a yellowish color, and a good disguise incase you want to share some cheesecake with people you dislike.

"Hey Danny , why is feces soaking in urin over here?"
"Im making Cheesecake for dinner with my boss tonight,"

"Yo Tony , can you crap in this container of piss for me?"
"Wtf , why?"
"'Cause I'm making cheesecake for the new neighbours"
"In that case , Sure!"

by Sauceking August 14, 2007

Cheesecake

Most other definitions for Chessecake on here are a little skewed in all actuality it means. When one is sleeping prefferably on the floor you drop your pants spread your asscheeks put your anus on thier nose and fart..... SEE ALSO Chocolate Cheesecakeand a females only version the Boisenberry Cheesecake

"There was a guy passed out on the floor and I Cheesecaked his dumb ass."

by Beanie Crocker "Cook coke proper" January 12, 2008