The phrase originates from Matt going back to Blackpool Jackie's place after a hook up in Rumours. Despite numerous attempts to get past the heavy petting stage- access was continally denied and Matt was left to lie awake in a state of flex limbo until 8 next morning, when he received a plate of cheese on toast for all his hard efforts.
It must have been a particularly good meal as he returned the following 2 nights and received nothing but more cheese on toast.
It must have been a particularly good meal as he returned the following 2 nights and received nothing but more cheese on toast.
by The Extractor May 20, 2006
by theplayerhaterz November 14, 2015
by AlibiL490 November 5, 2017
This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.
The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.
The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.
Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"
Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."
Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."
Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."
Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."
by The Third Khaaal April 19, 2011
emuff said
by Thabo Mbeki (Another Kaffer) October 25, 2003
by sam Hell June 22, 2004
by SarahYesImUsingMyRealName January 20, 2020