IP Checkpoint

An "IP Checkpoint" is when the woman you're about have sex with whips around, reveals themselves to in fact be a man, and shoots a load in your face. The term was coined as a nod to the well-known fact that many Iraqi Police are corrupt and likely to betray you.

John: "So I wanted to go munting last night but got back too late, so I went down to the CAC to chill and met this fine looking woman. We started talking and then she invited me back to her room. So we head back to her room, she turns down the lights, we're making out, her chin's a little scratchy but you know how some women are, things are going great and she tells me she wants me to take her from behind and I'm thinking to myself "whoa, straight to anal, that's something" but I'm up for it. So she puts her hands up on the window and sticks her ass out and I'm thinking "Damn, too bad E isn't here or we could have a David Copperfield" and then she suddenly whips around and blasts me in the face with a load of baby batter!Dude pulled an IP checkpoint! I haven't been that suprised since that Spiderwoman last week. I guess I should have stuck to my plans and gone munting."

by Einbahnstrasse January 13, 2010

Checkpoint Sprint

What one does in a portion of a video game that is so difficult, the only option is to scream and make a run for the nearest checkpoint.

Gamer 1: "Hey, how did you get passed the Ishimura in Dead Space 2?"

Gamer 2: "Oh, I couldn't beat it, so I just did a Checkpoint Sprint"

Gamer 1: "Noob"

by Twisted_Sith February 18, 2011

Checkpoint Chick

Officious, overbearing (usually) female point of sale attendee who is lacking in empathy and demonstrates poor judgement.

I really needed my mandatory medication and the frickin’ checkpoint chick decided she was more powerful and important than my medical wellbeing (the nanny state in action).

by BoujeeBunny July 12, 2020

checkpoint

noun. Somewhere you had many memories, and you go back to fresh up those moments.
verb. to go back to the place where you had many memories to fresh up those moments.

Hey, we six are here. Why don't we checkpoint the coconut wall?

by parquet52 October 25, 2020

Checkpoint City

When you get a checkpoint in a Mario game. Most commonly used by DGR.

It's a beautiful city that checkpoint city.

by Arfordrsl February 23, 2021

checkuary

The period one spends writing checks with last year's number on them before you become acclimated, aka sober up. (Soon to be archaic as checks are becoming far less common)

Hey, honey, I wrote another check today with this month but showed last year on it. Another example of checkuary!

by debnglen January 12, 2008

Internet Checkpoint

Internet Checkpoint is a specific point in the Internet where people from all walks of life would comment about how their life is going on. Started by taia777 in 2012, the original video was removed from Youtube due to copyrighted music. The original version has a Japanese title with a low-graphics thumbnail. Started from Youtube, people would get the video recommended seemingly of nowhere and out of curiosity, they choose to watch it, they find a beautiful collection of commenters who make entries and make us realize no matter how far we are, we are connected with each other regardless of nationality and ethnicity.

Hey bro, I just stumbled upon the Internet Checkpoint on Youtube and its like reading a history book but not boring.

by SidonTheTroll June 15, 2023