cheatspeak

Cheatspeak is a now defunct forum that once offered a haven for bums like me, Yefimobitch.

by [e-mail] October 28, 2003

Get some cheetos

A command used to tell an individual to stop cockblocking, especially if that individual does not realize (s)he is being a cockblocker; A code phrase used to excuse oneself from a situation wherein one is cockblocking; Does not actually entail the physical activity of acquiring a bag of cheetos, it is only intended to protect oneself from a cockblock.

Michael, my lady friend and I are going to sit on my bed. Would you go get some cheetos?

by Mrob July 16, 2008

Cheetosfingers

Cheetos- is a brand of cheese-flavored, puffed cornmeal snack made by Frito-Lay.

Cheetos come in a variety of different flavors such as but not limited to: Crunchy Cheetos, Cheetos Puffies, Flamin' Hot Cheetos, Flamin' Hot Cheetos con Limon, and Xxtra Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Your hand has fingers which are used for picking up things such as chips, Xbox one controller, iPhone, and TV remote.

Cheetosfingers is the way your fingers look after eating a bag of Cheetos without licking off your fingers. The appearance of orange or red powder mixed with grease at the tips of your fingers. Can be used to wipe off on girlfriend or dog. May also be licked off and enjoyed for your own pleasure.

Scenario 1:
Dude eating a bag of Cheetos: "Hey bra let me get that iPhone I needa call my gurl!"
Dude with iPhone: "Oh hell nah Man! you better wash of them Cheetosfingers before you touch my shit!"

Scenario 2: Kid eating bag of Cheetos: "Here your turn to play the Xbox." (throws Xbox controller to friend) Friend: "Mannnnnnn......... WTH this controller is all orange and shit with your Cheetosfingers! You need to wash them damn fingers tho!"

by danayboy253 July 28, 2014

Dusty Cheetos Toes

Dusty Cheetos Toes are toes, but TASTIER. They start with a little dust that is fun to lick, then end with a yummy toe to eat. When u bite into your crunchy toe nail throbs and sizzles in yo mouth.

"Hey kid. you want a yummy Dusty Cheetos Toes?"

by Mr. BILLY BOB THE GREAT September 5, 2019

Poverty Cheetos

Dot's or any other low brand cheese snacks

These dot's are not poverty Cheetos

by JJ Stoner December 12, 2021

flamin' hot cheetos

Variant of Cheetos. Similar taste, same awesome crunchiness, but spicy (and fuckin delicious).

I ate that whole bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Now my fingertips are stained red, and I have an extra 80 grams of fat in my system. Hell yeah!

by Steven Willmy October 16, 2008

cheetos

Dangerously cheesy urban/ehtnic snack.

Fo' shizzle my nizzle, hook a brother up with some mo' Cheetos.

by Paco March 4, 2003