shit chat

The act of stealthily chatting with people on your laptop or phone, whilst taking a shit.

Jenni: Hey boyfriend, what are you doing right now?

Justine: I'm not shit chatting, if that's what you mean.

Jenni: OMG! What was that "plunk" sound??? It's over, you f***ing pig!

by iconoguy December 12, 2009

Shit Chat.

Basically just when somebody talks shit about someone or multiple peoples with someone else.

i walked in on my mom shitchatting with my grandma about how ratchet she is.

Girls who Shit Chat. obviously have nothing better to do.

by the buggg October 19, 2012

Shit-chat

Verb: Chatting on mobile devices while defecating

I am always busy during the day. The only time that I can get in touch with my friends is when I shit-chat.

by Textretary September 2, 2013

Shit Chat

Talking via IM or text while taking a shit. A chit chat, while you shit

I dont think she realized I shit chatted with her

by iokua84 March 8, 2017

Shit Chat

The act of texting on your phone while taking on the toilet, taking a dump.

I was shit chatting with Rob about our plans for this weekend.

by MadMikey April 22, 2018

Shit-chat

When an inebriated person cannot stop rambling.

Don’t take anything Melissa said seriously. She is just shit-chatting.

by Gigi the Gew August 30, 2019

Shit Chat

Chit chatting while getting shit-faced

We got together at the bar for some chit chat, and after a few shots, it turned into a shit chat.

by whodatsaywhat December 9, 2021