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cycle charting

The practice of observing, recording & interpreting bodily signs associated with the menstrual cycle. These signs include waking body temperature taken orally under the tongue every morning & cervical fluid observed on toilet paper after wiping across the vaginal opening. These signs are recorded in a simple chart - hence why this practice is often called cycle charting.

Cycle charting can yield health insights & allow people who menstruate to identify the days during their cycle when unprotected sex could lead to pregnancy. If they're trying to avoid pregnancy they can use barriers (condoms or a diaphragm) on those days & enjoy deliciously natural sex on all other days of their cycle. This is called the sympto-thermal fertility awareness method. It's 99.6% effective with perfect use & is *not* the same as the old-fashioned calendar rhythm method. It's currently being embraced by lots of crunchy people who aren't wanting to use hormonal contraception. It's secular & pro-choice.

Cycle charting is also not the same as period tracking. Period tracking is simply noting the days of menstruation. This information can be used to guesstimate approximately when your next period might be due but it can't give insights into your overall cycle nor can it be used to avoid pregnancy effectively.
Since coming off the pill I've become totally obsessed with cycle charting! I love being more in touch with my body and being able to avoid pregnancy without having to use condoms every day of my cycle.
by oh cecilia October 14, 2018
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mid-fight masses charting

a song's charting that contains heavy usage of double notes, used in the Friday Night Funkin' community.
bro monster got that mid-fight masses charting.
by rmo66xx August 1, 2021
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Charumin

Another pet to adopt on Venetopia. It looks like a futuristic dinosaur.
I have a pet on Venetopia, and it's a Charumin.
by true_vampire13 December 14, 2003
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chapulinaso

Act of doing or saying something that do not have a logical rationale behind. It also mixing up a popular sentence. This noun comes from the popular mexican character "el chapulin colorado" but it was better adopted by the mexican comunity at Columbus OH.
Chapulinaso: "I support the free freedom"
Chapulinaso: "I called myself but I did not answered"
by Luis Vargas July 29, 2006
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charting

The act of farting while on chat, with the audio on.
Yo man, I was online with that bitch and she kept charting....
by ElPutoMatico October 18, 2009
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Carpeting

The lesbian equivalent of cottaging. When women would meet for anonymous rug munching in public lavatories. Scissoring is not acceptable as it is a pointless waste of friction. Finger blasting is always welcome.
Innocent dog walker: I was walking my dog last night and stumbled upon a carpeting site and there was so much drinking from the furry cup!
by Rug Burn June 9, 2018
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charioting

Verb
Reinacting Roman chariot racing with human beings for sexual gratification.

The male must be naked wearing only a set of custom made 'Man-reigns'. He then crawls around on all fours, controlled by his female partner just as she would for a horse. Whips may also be used at the female's discretion.
"Chris is busy upstairs charioting."
"Chris likes to be dominated, he loves a bit of charioting."
by Mikey Love November 5, 2008
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