Chariots of fire

The ultimate sexual act between a man and a woman, when the man dumps gasoline all over himself, lights himself on fire, and then runs down a flight of stairs carrying the woman with his mankong in her vag the whole time.

dude c-wigga did a chariots of fire on this bitch last night and now he looks like the mummy

by peckerwoody February 20, 2009

Chavitus

Chavitus disease (CHAVITUS-420) is an infectious disease caused by being in close contact with a chav or group of chavs for an elongated period of time.

Person 1: Wagwan my slime, how is the mandem bruva innit.
Person 2: Why are you talking like that?
Person 1: My doctor recently diagnosed me with Chavitus, pay respects my g.

by rraphii January 19, 2022

chanitos

Pure Chaos and Complete Insanity in one person/object/other thing.

or

Something that sounds tasty.

The New Board Order is chanitos!

or

PostyJr is hungry for some chanitos.

by Maddguy Kaze September 20, 2003

charitastic

1. Damn nice clothes from a charity shop.
2. One whose wardrobe consists entirely of damn nice clothes from a charity shop.

1. "Oh hey man check out that charitastic top in the Cancer Care shop over there"
2. "Have you guys seen Sean? He's looking charitastic tonight!"

by JayDanish September 25, 2006

crapitous

A word used to describe something bad happening, basically the opposite of fortuitous.

The breaking of the Prussian vase was a crapitous event. crap bad luck shit happens

by Gryphaena June 16, 2015

caribouse

The last caribou in the pack.

"See the last caribou in line over there? That's a caribouse."

by Andrew_HD January 11, 2016

charitoe

A blonde bitch who wants to fight everyone even tho the bitch is 12 years old and who cusses a hell of a lot.

Suck my right toe but not my left toe -Charitoe

by IAMABICH April 20, 2018