hot peanut butter Chardonnay

When someone pisses and shits on your chest at the same time.

When Cheryl and I had sex she gave me a hot peanut butter Chardonnay by accident.

by Dj ryde March 1, 2020

yea sip that chardonnay

Used as a insult to one when someone has no comebacks and drinks something to pass the time and thinks for a comeback

the drink does not have to be chardonnay
but any drink

also same thing as saying you just got PWND

guy 1 : Dude your mom!
guy2:.............. (awkwardly long pause) (drinks water)

guy 1 : YEA SIP THAT WATER!!!!!!!

AT party

Guy 1 : dude you dont get any ass here
Guy2 : shut up i do

Guy 1: what is your mom here?
Guy2 :... takes big sip of Chardonnay
GUy1: yea sip that chardonnay

by BEASTNINJASTARS January 16, 2011

Mississippi Chardonnay

Upon receiving anal penetration followed by internal ejaculation (see anal creampie), the bitch proceeds to shart the jizz into a wine glass and consume the resulting cocktail.

Ay mayne that bitch wanted a Mississippi Chardonnay an' I was like Aaay do ya own thang hoe.

by REDxIV January 16, 2011

Team Chardonnay

The 2020’s version of the first wives club. The young Ex wives who always pose in the same 5 ladies across state at the camera boring pic. They take ambien and give each other horrible advise. Their sec move is the dead starfish. They roller for the finish on holidays and special occasions.

I was at lunch enjoying my day right up to the moment TEAM CHARDONNAY walked in. Three of them. They couldn’t text my ex-wife fast enough. Intentionally birches.

by HotROD July 24, 2025

Chardonae

Chardonae, is a nice and modest person. She is super flirty but does want love. She's independent as well as she doesn't waste time on useless things. She's super caring and very knowledgeable.

Wow that chardonae is super nice and pretty!

by DayDreaming365 March 26, 2017

Chardonnaunty

Noun - (portmanteau)
An aunty who is often drunk on wine.

My brother has a kid and now I'm a proud chardonnaunty.

by Maggielove October 12, 2017

chardonay

She is an amazing talented person. She can tackle anything, when she puts her mind to it,she may think she's fat and ugly,but she she's not she is beautiful. People with never forget this girl or her inner beauty or outter beauty. Chardonay... You may think this is a just a name but its a wine name a smart girls name. She can also know the real you just from a conversation and shes not special... She's just an ANGEL!a magical angel.

She knows the real me

Well der you know her name right?
No who is it
Ugh Chardonay...

by no.1 princess April 9, 2017