Caley

Caley is such a sweet person when she wants to be. If she doesn’t like you, she will rip you to pieces. Caley is very talented at everything. A real “Jack of All Trades”. Caley is definitely the life of the party at all times. She will make any situation better. She is always the hottest girl in the room and always has boys chasing after her. If she doesn’t like you, she really doesn’t like you, but she will try and let you down easy. Her intentions are never to hurt anyone, except when she wants to. Caley usually has soooo many different crushes. So if someone rejects her, she’s just gonna move onto the next. It is very rare for Caley to be stuck on one guy. She is usually the most popular. She has a bunch of friends and knows almost everyone, but only has a few close ones. She has a contagious laugh. Caley loves to make people happy and has a great sense of humor. Her jokes can get kind of corny, but her laugh will always make you laugh. If you are a close friend to Caley keep her close, and don’t make her mad.

Guy 1: “WOAH! She is hot! I’m an definitely going to get her number!

Guy 2: No way! She’s a Caley she has a whole list of guys! And if she doesn’t like you, she doesn’t like you!

by MANCHESTAA GAL November 27, 2019

Excessive Celebration

Celebrating beyond to the point of "unsportsman-like" conduct.

Introduced by the NFL, and is considered a bullshit penalty by all Football fans.

Ref: After the interception, excessive celebration, number 93 on the intercepting team. 15-yard penalty will be assessed at the turnover spot.

Crowd: Boo! Booooooo!

by Bill-Bo-Bob-Jim-Joe December 23, 2011

celebrate our differences

an "anti-racism" video that contains racist jokes

American kid: we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to China*
Chinese people: ching chong ching chong ching, ching chong ching chong chong
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Africa*
African people: ooga booga du ooga booga duh
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Mexico*
Mexican people: nacho taco chimichanga

American kid: because its beautiful when the whole world sings together
African person: ooga booga do booga do ooga donga
Chinese person: Ching ching chong ching chong
Mexican person: taco nacho nacho taco taco burrito

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 1, 2021

F1 Celebration

An 'F1 Celebration' is when one masturbates in front of one's respective missus, and then proceeds to insert one's finger into one's japs eye the moment prior to ejaculation. Once in the appropriate position one continues to masturbate and achieves a phenomenon that causes ejaculate to spray over one's missus.

This is so called an F1 Celebration because of the similar nature in which a winning racing driver sprays his colleagues and competitors with Champagne.

Joseph: I sprayed my missus like I won the Grand Prix Championship last night.
George: How did you achieve this?
Joseph: I used a technique called an 'F1 Celebration'
Mohammed: Yes, I have heard of such a technique before.
John: You must be highly skilled my friend.

by bLAKjakSaiLORjerry February 9, 2009

celeboddity

An unpredictable celebrity. An odd-ball celeb that sticks out from other celebrities. They may be crazy, ill, abnormally eccentric, unreliable, have drastically been effected due to drug use, or just acting as if they were one of these things in a publicity stunt or hoax in an attempt to boost their career. When a normally apparently content adult celebrity suddenly radically changes their personality.

example: Joaquin Phoenix is a celeboddity because no one knows for sure what he will do next, he's either hoaxing or ill. Andy Kaufman could be considered a celeboddity as well as David Bowie.

by Razimus March 25, 2009

Cele Fuel

Vodka or any alcohlolic drink put in a water-bottle to drink on the bench at hockey. Usually enhances performance and sick dangles so you can do an insane cele after. Also there is CC. Which is cele cronick. You smoke it out of an inhaler and it enhances you celebrations after a dirtyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyygoalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its the cele fuel man no one can stop me out there.

Damn man i need some CC my celes out there are brutal.

by Doctor Dipske September 23, 2009

Celebreleech

A individual usually totally bereft of actual talent or
fortune who habitually attempts to glom on to an

actual celebrity, hoping the fame or fortune will
rub off sufficiently to make them a "celebrity" also.
Some actually succeed, like reaching some sort of

critical mass, in becoming famous for being famous.

Having failed to extort pro footballer Shawn Merriman,
annoying celebreleech Tila Tequila has resurfaced

claiming to be the "fiancee" of heiress Casey Johnson.
(Not that she wants to stake a claim to any of the

Johnson fortune or anything...)

by Guitarist1234 January 8, 2010