water that you have to chew. it costs more calories to eat than you actually receive from eating it.
by Kren1 August 4, 2009
by potatodoggy October 30, 2019
Someone with a plain personality. Not necessarily boring, but someone with little to say on any matter or someone who never has a suggestion on what to do.
by mar marrington August 27, 2010
“you are so celery, can i be as celery as you alex”
“wow alex, give me some of your celery”
“the celery radiates off of you, alex. so celery, you are”
“wow alex, give me some of your celery”
“the celery radiates off of you, alex. so celery, you are”
by celeryshtick April 18, 2011
by kelsi_xxx November 3, 2008
A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.
As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."
by boatbutter August 22, 2006