Celery

One of the worst tasting foods ever to exist. You have to be crazy to eat it

Me-"Michelle why are you eating celery!?"
Michelle-"Celery is so good for you"
Me- "Don't be ridiculous"

by Vaughan Derrick October 24, 2008

Celery

A code name for a girl who watches people on the low-key for security reasons.

Celery where was he going?

Celery I'm shot save yourself.... Get out of here! .......there he was.

by Joeys Words. October 7, 2017

celery

sex

jane: i spent the night at jason's house!
kate: oh my gosh, did you guys have celery?
jane: yes!!

by kelsi_xxx December 9, 2008

Celery

Satan`s food.

Celery is made from the deepest pits of hell

by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020

Celery

Makes your brain hurt/ makes you think

Man, you are being celery right now! Or: Stop being celery!

by Stevensons July 6, 2020

Celery

A poisonous fungus usually found growing under houses in Southern Ontario.

Erin had to call the poison control department when she discovered she had celery growing underneath her cottage in Canada.

by the mike stah March 22, 2009

celery

(adj)
definition: a debby downer, being negative

ex: dwight “all of my beets died”
jim “don’t be so celery about it, look on the bright side!”

by jejrkwjgjiaofa March 19, 2019