celery

water that you have to chew. it costs more calories to eat than you actually receive from eating it.

would you like to drink some celery?

i hate celery, it has no flavor

by Kren1 August 4, 2009

celery

slang for marijuana or ket

hey man got any celery on you

by potatodoggy October 30, 2019

celery

commonly used to refer to ketamine or other snorted drugs

spent all my money on that celery last saturday

by potatodoggy October 30, 2019

celery

Someone with a plain personality. Not necessarily boring, but someone with little to say on any matter or someone who never has a suggestion on what to do.

Man, that TL girl is so celery.

by mar marrington August 27, 2010

celery

celery - adj.; a synonym for cool

“you are so celery, can i be as celery as you alex”

“wow alex, give me some of your celery”

“the celery radiates off of you, alex. so celery, you are”

by celeryshtick May 17, 2011

celery

sex

jane: i spent the night at jason's house!
kate: oh my gosh, did you guys have celery?
jane: yes!!

by kelsi_xxx December 9, 2008

False Celery

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.

As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."

by boatbutter August 22, 2006