Celebation

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.

"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".

by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011

Celebratory Wank

When you feel pleased with yourself and you are alone, celebrate by having a wank. Ropes of semen will flow from your twitching cock.

After a Celebratory Wank you may experience feelings of guilt.

by dead fantasist November 26, 2006

celebratory african laser light show

the cermonial dance of the negro jack-o-latern.

shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

celebaketion

a 'celebaketion' is much like a celebration. the main difference is that instead of using balloons, streamers, and the presence of your extended family to rejoice in an event, you use large amounts of marijuana. hence, the 'bake' in 'celebaketion'

person one: hey bro, today is thursday. shall we celebake?
person two: abso-fucking-lutely, let the celebaketion begin!

by amandajo:D December 4, 2010

celebratarian

a person who generally abstains from a particular activity (e.g. smoking, eating meat) for personal reasons but will make exceptions for special events like birthdays and weddings

Ever since I converted from vegetarian to celebratarian, I no longer feel guilty for having a piece of steak once in a while.

by martinvannostrand August 22, 2021

celibate slut

A girl who is a virgin by choice, yet is popular for every other sexual act that lacks vaginal penetration.

You want a blowjob or an eyepopping threeway? GO buy Darla a burger, and tell her you agree. She's the coolest, most experienced celibate slut there is. Way cooler than regular sluts. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!!

by StillHere June 15, 2008

New Celibate

Someone who has realized that sex is not worth the headache and is sick of the opposite sex. Someone who has realized that the opposite sex is never gonna love them. These people now vowel to be celibate from now on.

I'm so tired of the opposite sex, I'm going to New Celibate myself!

by GingyStew December 30, 2011