Caveman

When you see a chick so incredibly hot that you have the Neanderthal urge to hit her hard over the head, drag her away and make naughty caveman sex.
Guy1: Oh man look at that chick!
Guy2: Holy shit, I would caveman the fuck out of her...
Guy1: Hell ya!
by Pokemonliveinmybutt July 3, 2009
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caveman

a lower social order that consists mostly of gang maulings of the fat kid and shouting abuse at those higher up in the order see example, see human scum
unluckily most of my year consist of cavemen and jocks
C1:"oi uhhg ooii hughuu!!"
Me:"what the fuck?!, help! i think this one likes me!!"
C2:"ugg arrg ohhg uh!"
Me:"you guys sure are ugly fucks ain't ya"
by hex_ten December 1, 2003
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Caveman

A caveman is just like a donkey punch except you use a club instead of your fist.

See Donkey Punch for info.
Dude I totally gave your mom a caveman last night.
by RayRay/3van November 3, 2006
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caveman

A homeless man who walks the streets in Kitchener, Ontario (particularly King street) who has long dread locks and a prominent brow. This man may have a drinking problem and positive skills with a HAM radio
There's Caveman, he seems to be resting on the stoop of our building once again. How pungent
by T Diddy August 10, 2003
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Caveman

A sex object to the ladies on Ebaums World Forums. He lives in a cave and pleasures the women in it.
Star, Zeph, Sick, and Cat were all fucked by the Caveman last night, and they will come back for more.
by Man living in a cave. August 23, 2004
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Caveman

Coward. Someone who caves easily to cyber attacks, threats, and other forms of pressure. Weakling. Spineless. Cowardice.
The executives at Sony Pictures are caveman. They caved easily to hackers threats by cancelling the release of the movie The Interview. Hollywood executives are cavemen, hackers can easily get their demands met if they threaten a cyber attack.
by Cubs1969 December 19, 2014
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caveman

If your friend fills all the below criteria he could well be a caveman. He may only use the name caveman if:

He is tall man with long hair a moustache and a bit of a beard, who's real initials are usually R O.

He is often compared to Jay off the inbetweeners.

He enjoys listening to a wide variety of music and has a love for Johnny Cash.

He often wares a 36 crazyfists t shirt.

He likes to whip his hair back and forth.

He enjoys the occasional alcohol beverage.

His mothers name begins with a T.

He often uses vile and insulting language.
yo guys did you see caveman head bang last night his hair knocked someones eye out.

i fingered a dutch girl and she shit down my arm.
by hellohelloehloo February 20, 2011
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