adj. A person who is pale and/or so fair skinned they would burn under a lightbulb.
You may be critically caucasion if, say, it’s beautiful outside, you want to enjoy the day so you lather on the SPF, head outside for an a couple hours running errands/playing with your kids/ a drive with the sunroof open.
The next day you wake up in pain, it hurts to move, your skin is so red and sore. You’ve got some weird tan lines and all you did was go outside yesterday!
You may be critically caucasion if, say, it’s beautiful outside, you want to enjoy the day so you lather on the SPF, head outside for an a couple hours running errands/playing with your kids/ a drive with the sunroof open.
The next day you wake up in pain, it hurts to move, your skin is so red and sore. You’ve got some weird tan lines and all you did was go outside yesterday!
Victim: “I got the worst sunburn yesterday. I applied sunscreen, stayed in the shade, wore a hat. I’m in so much pain...what did I miss?”
Friend: “Well, you're critically caucasion. So there’s that...”
Friend: “Well, you're critically caucasion. So there’s that...”
by Smileboo23 June 14, 2018
Get the critically caucasionmug. White girlfriend of a very black man...
by J's Baby August 15, 2019
Get the caucasion queenmug. The act of a group of white people overtaking a venue, activity, or location that was previously dominated by black people.
"Shit playa, why'd they have to build that damn ice skating rink downtown anyway? Ain't done nothin for the city but result in a caucasion invasion....lord knows no brothas use that damn ice rink."
by TimmyVD April 30, 2007
Get the caucasion invasionmug. by prodger August 25, 2006
Get the caucasion asianmug. The result of having three caucasion adult males fucking each hole of a singular caucasion female specimen.
"Did you hear about that caucasion explanation that happened last night in my dorm? "
"Yeah that sounded hot as fuck!"
"Yeah that sounded hot as fuck!"
by BEPOPEBO October 14, 2021
Get the caucasion explanationmug. somebody who is white and has been influenced by people in the ghetto and acts ghetto to a degree and when he feels like it, yet isnt just souley ghetto. Being ghettotorian is being a mix of ghetto(gangsta and country and suburban).
joe- "pull ur pants up teyshawn"
teyshawn- " i like em that way dawg, its ghetto"
mike- " i dont like my pants down low, i like suspenders, but i love my bass down low and my cars low too nigga"
teyshawn- " yeh dawwg, thats so caucasion ghettotorian" .
teyshawn- " i like em that way dawg, its ghetto"
mike- " i dont like my pants down low, i like suspenders, but i love my bass down low and my cars low too nigga"
teyshawn- " yeh dawwg, thats so caucasion ghettotorian" .
by jessizzle420 June 28, 2011
Get the caucasion ghettotorianmug. by Theinviz July 2, 2021
Get the Caucasitymug.