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texas catheter

using a condom with a tube attached attached to the end, usually leading to some sort of bucket so one doesn't have to get off the couch to pee
Recently Ben Knight had surgery on his knee and used a Texas catheter so he wouldn't have to get off the couch every time he had to piss...
by headjew March 24, 2010
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catheter

The craziest crazy straw you could ever sip on
i drank some piss out of that lady's catheter last night so i could get high on morphine metabolites
by roger denis November 23, 2010
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Corometery

A small area in the cemetery that has been allocated for those who had died of Covid-19, so that future generations would remember the price their ancestors paid in fighting the pandemic.
Only the wealthy have so far been able to bury their loved ones in a corometery, because the burial space commands a premium price, which is beyond what the common people could afford—who says that death doesn’t differentiate between the rich and the poor?
by Covido November 14, 2020
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Calimeter

A unit of measurement equal to 4 inches. Primarily used to describe the length of ones penis.
Billy was thrilled when he reached one calimeter.
by LongTailinFront March 4, 2019
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catheter

The act of massaging the urethra with your tonuge until a woman uncontrollably urinates in your face.
Man I gave my bitch the catheter last night and she pissed in my face for 1 minute solid.
by dwb2010 February 4, 2010
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Catheter

A tube that is inserted into your Urethra that can be extended floor length, that will spit occasionally (like a snake) causing cats to chase you down the hospital corridor.
Julian was chased by the black cat as his catheter spat back
by Ads_77 November 24, 2010
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catheter sex

Ending up in emergency after drinking oneself to borderline death and requiring various vitamins and fluids and a catheter inserted as so one can recover without moving from their bed
Man, Buck got so fucking lights out Saturday he ended up on fluids in hospital copping some catheter sex
by Macktown November 28, 2018
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