using a condom with a tube attached attached to the end, usually leading to some sort of bucket so one doesn't have to get off the couch to pee
Recently Ben Knight had surgery on his knee and used a Texas catheter so he wouldn't have to get off the couch every time he had to piss...
by headjew March 24, 2010
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A small area in the cemetery that has been allocated for those who had died of Covid-19, so that future generations would remember the price their ancestors paid in fighting the pandemic.
Only the wealthy have so far been able to bury their loved ones in a corometery, because the burial space commands a premium price, which is beyond what the common people could afford—who says that death doesn’t differentiate between the rich and the poor?
by Covido November 14, 2020
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Get the Calimeter mug.The act of massaging the urethra with your tonuge until a woman uncontrollably urinates in your face.
by dwb2010 February 4, 2010
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by Ads_77 November 24, 2010
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Man, Buck got so fucking lights out Saturday he ended up on fluids in hospital copping some catheter sex
by Macktown November 28, 2018
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