faux-cation

fō'keɪʃ(ə)n (fo-kay-shun)
A fake vocation.
aka - A false job; generally given in the context of snobbery or ego inflation.

"Jimmy knew he couldn't tell the blonde at the bar he was a bagger at Aldi's, so he gave 'Patent Attorney' as his faux-cation."

by justinrmayfield October 10, 2008

RV-cation

Verb.- A vacation that one takes in an RV or mobile home.

Hey man, I found a great campsite. Why don't you get your RV and we will take a RV-cation this week.

by Waveharp September 1, 2020

twice..cation

the nicest once on tiktok

person: do you know twice..cation?
person 2: yes theyre so sweet!

by sssssssaass December 28, 2020

Hurri-cation

When you are so used to evacuating for a hurricane that never comes that you use the event as an excuse for a vacation or as a "Hurri-cation"

My family looks forward to evacuating during hurricane season every year so we can plan our "Hurri-cation."

by KGuerriero October 18, 2008

Junk-cation

Out-of-town travel for the primary purpose of visiting an automotive salvage yard on multiple consecutive days. Usually refers to self-serve or pick-a-part junkyards, where customer labor is required to procure purchases. On a typical junk-cation, you'll drive to the city with the awesome junkyard, spend the whole day pulling parts, crash at a motel, then come back the next day and do it again.

I'm going to Chilliwack this weekend and I think I'll make a junk-cation of it. There's just too much in that yard to do all in one day.

by tailypoe October 11, 2008

Stay-cation

A Stay-cation is something you do when your broke. You can't go on a real or proper vacation out of town, so you just stay at home. You take a stay-cation when you get a fake promotion or No-motion ( promotion with no money). You go to Mickey D's or KFC around town and not the Charthouse in Maui. You eat burgers and chicken wings and not prime rib. It's not all that bad because you can catch up on all the "honey do" projects your spouse saved for you through out the year and you don't miss your favorite TV shows.

Hey everyone, I'm celebrating my No-motion by going on a stay-cation right here at home...How nice!

by ****Dr Dave April 16, 2010

Sex-cation

Vacationing with your ex for the sole purpose of getting laid

No we didn't get back together, that was just a sex-cation.

by SFrench October 31, 2011